/b/tard

One who joins other internet superheroes in the poasting of content on /b/. A true /b/tard knows all the memes of the land and is disgusted by nothing. A true hardened warrior.

7chan, 4chan, iichan, 12chan, that crazy russian /b/. It doesn't matter. We are one. Anonymous does not forgive. Anonymous does not forget. We are legion. We are Anonymous.

"Holy titanic hermaphroditic shitting dick nipples Cock Mongler, I must be a /b/tard."

by Conductor Cat November 12, 2006

U-tard

A person from Utah that thinks he/she knows it all...when in reality, they don't know s@#t! Bumkin-like behavior on the part of someone from Utah (usually BYU) that wishes they were originally from California.

Did that stupid U-tard just say: "Oh my heck?"

by DaBigKahuna November 19, 2005

Tat Tard

Someone who has a stupid tattoo that makes no sense whatsoever to anyone that sees it.

Usually a foreign language, or letters from a different language.

Jeff is a tat tard. He got a tattoo on his arm in some funky foreign language that no one knows, it is probably Taiwanese and says, "Dumb Ass"!

by St.Mary January 14, 2006

smart tard

A person who is smart when it comes to some things, but retarded when it comes to others.

She's book smart, but when it comes to street smart, she's retarded. That girl's a smart tard.

by Smart tards friend January 28, 2008

Brit-tard

British retard, generally a chav but also applied to British nerds.

-"Hey, do you like my outfit?" -"Dude, wearing that chav shirt you look like a Brit-tard. Go change!"

by DCoitus August 11, 2010

o-tard

When a person's behavior or words transcend the definition of retarded, the person is defined as having reached the level of an o-tard or orgasmically retarded.

Person 1: Let me tell you a funny story about two cousins I knew in high school. One had no ass and a huge rack, while the other had a huge ass and no rack. All the boys thought it was so funny.

Person 2 and 3: You're an o-tard!

by Shanghaik June 5, 2010

blue-tard

A synonym for retard coined by the cartoon series "Red Vs. Blue." The term was originally used to describe Caboose, who wears blue armor.

You're a stupid blue-tard.

by Mechafox July 18, 2006