Tard-Farmer 

When someone you know is driving a tractor and has their phone in their back pocket and pocket texts you over and over for an hour without realizing it.

Guy 1: What are all these stupid ass texts that make no sense about?

Guy 2: Sorry man, I left my phone in my back pocket while I was using the excavator and I must have text you on accident.

Guy 1: Well lock your keypad you stupid tard-farmer.

Tard-Farmer by El Davo XXXIV September 12, 2011

Tard Car

The short bus in which retarded kids ride in to school and back.

Patrick: Your brother rides the Tard Car to school
Andrew: He's not retarded!

Tard Car by Andrew C November 19, 2005

Tard Guard

(n.) A device put on top of water bottles to prevent the liquid inside from splashing you when you drink, referred to in the more formal name as a "splash guard". Only a true retard would need a guard to prevent him/her from pouring their drink upon his/herself.

-"OMG dude he just put a Tard Guard on his water bottle!"
-"what a retard!"

Tard Guard by johnsonraymenhymen August 3, 2009

tard bean 

having the characteristics of a retarded person. used as public critcism of a stupid or illogical act

(After a person trips over their own feet)
Way to go tard bean!

tard bean by Zachary Meek October 13, 2005

Tard Loaf

A person who is rather stupid, ditsy, clumsy or a combination of the three. ( This is similar to a Tard Muffin though symtoms come in larger doses.

(something weird happens)
Person A: Wait...... Wha?!?!?!
Person B: Dude, stop being such a Tard Loaf!!!

Tard Loaf by Lainer and Maleria August 22, 2008

Tard Botch 

Retarded Bitch

Man, that chick is such a Tard Botch!

Tard Botch by Stella Ella Ella Eh Eh October 6, 2008

Tard-on 

A hybrid word using the terms "Tard" and "Hard-on".
Tard = mentally handicapped or just plain stupid.
Hard-on = excessively strict or severe, not an actual erection.

When the words are combined, you get: a person who thinks they are in charge and are excessively strict and/or severe, however that person is or is border-line mentally handicapped and every ignores him.

John: Oh boy, Here comes Ted.
Ted: No talking during break time! My shoes hurt!
John: Ted, you're such a Tard-on!

Tard-on by Jason's shoes hurt! June 8, 2010