jayden tan

stoopid
dumb
pp =)

jayden tan is so stoopid that he fell on himself =D

by yore moum February 13, 2022

Chav Tan

A Sun tan sported by chavs. Usually involves bright red sun burn, with contrasting white markings. Like a pink and white zebra.

"I got caught out in the sun today wearing this t-shirt and am now sporting a chav tan"

by MrTurner May 26, 2009

tan sausage

A caucasian person's fingers.

Don't you point your tan sausages at me!

by jimmaydean September 25, 2011

band tan

The tan you get from band camp. it doesn't really matter where the tan is on your body, just as long as you got it from band camp.

Non-band kid: "DUDE, why are your feet so white!?"
awesome band geek: "it's my awesome band tan, it gets all the ladies."

by bandgirrrrrl March 14, 2010

tanning dirty

occurs when a chick tans with different bathing suits on creating a dirty looking tan line

I got w/ a girl last night who's ass was banged up lookin from tanning dirty.

by Double DD January 26, 2008

farmer's tan

More appropriately used by one who works outside all day long especially a farmer. Hence the name farmer's tan.

Bill Joe worked out in the paw paw patch all day and got a real bad farmer's tan.

by Carter SN October 2, 2005

abura tan

A roguelike game in the same vein as Angband and Nethack with apparent inspiration from The Dark Tower.

I wasted 5 hours playing that piece of sh!t Abura Tan last night.

by Claudius August 10, 2004