Turkish treat

Hand-job or blowjob with anal or prostate massage.

Many brothels in Istanbul would give a guy a Turkish treat for no extra charge.

by Mischlix May 21, 2023

In for a treat

When you know someone is going to enjoy something

Bro 1: yo I just started watching Naruto
Bro 2: bro aren’t you in for a treat

by PersianRice January 21, 2023

Dick or Treating

The adult Halloween act of meeting a partner. Person A yells, “SURPRISE” then goes to town while tossing various colored candies onto their partner. Prior consent is STRONGLY recommended.

“Char went dick or treating, but it didn’t go well. He forgot which costume his date was wearing. Neither Becky or Anne were feeling treated.”

by Nom DeWhom October 12, 2023

Sweet treat

Something bought when your on your last Pennie’s and dimes.

I don’t have much let me get a sweet treat

by Hewishrjaihreb November 8, 2023

Warm white treat

A warm white treat is something that comes out of your lovers body!

bottom: please master give me your warm white treat!

master: of course... here's your warm white treat

by Ilovethatmansobad January 5, 2024

Treats

The act of requesting an alcoholic beverage more commonly referred to as a "shot".

The bartender was quick to serve us a shot when we all yelled treats!

by K-Squared SSI May 5, 2023

We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse

I mean, I hate to piss on your parade but snakes dont talk.

Hym "We need to stop treating religion as anything other than delusion, it's making everything worse. It makes neurotic little gnomes think they're better than everyone and it's annoying. If you want to worship your little reality monster thans fine but NO I don't believe to talked to it and NO I'm not going to do what it said. I love the pageantry of it and the extended lore is interesting but, no... We're not living our lives or structuring our country based a guy who claimed to know a magic guy. If the magic man comes back, HE can tell me what HE wants himself and YOU... Can go fuck yourself."

by Hym Iam November 22, 2023