To pull a prank with extraordinary dedication. Named after Mary Toft, who stuck rabbit parts up her vagina and convinced English royal surgeons that she was giving birth to half-rabbits.
A dedicated prank is a dedicated prank, but it takes a real Mary Toft to stick rabbit parts up your vagina.
See: Mary_Toft on Wikipedia
See: Mary_Toft on Wikipedia
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"I was too lazy to get a plate, so I put the tator tots down my bra. I love titty tots."
"I was too lazy to get a plate, so I put the tator tots down my bra. I love titty tots."
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synonym for fuck my life
Janson: Dude, Bridget fucked me over last night.
Bryan: Isn't that like the 5th chick to fuck you over?
Janson: Yea...toats m'goats
Bryan: Isn't that like the 5th chick to fuck you over?
Janson: Yea...toats m'goats
by Goose and Maverick August 20, 2009
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Get the tootsie roll mug.A phrase used by the elderly generation, most likely to mock or make fun of today's younger generation. ""Totes" is a shortened version of "totally" that is often used in text or commenting on social media. "Mc goats" came in as a form of mockery because it rhymes with "totes", and the spelling was changed to "toats" so it looks like goats a well.
My elderly grandfather finally got a cellphone and sent me a text message saying "This is toats mc goats cool."
by Natalieeee013 December 19, 2013
Get the toats mc goats mug.A rough intense foot massage mostly given by Opal Crankshaft. Mostly given in a bucket of water with cocoa butter and honey lotion added to it. Opal often does this to her ex-husband, Earl, when he won't play footsie with her.
Opal: Hey Earl, you want a tootsie tickler?
Earl: What do you mean? When we used to play footsie?
Opal: Sure. Remember that strip where we tried to play footsie but you didn't want to?
Earl: Yeah, you really took it to me then.
Ann: Oh, massaging the ashi I see.
Opal: Hey, do you want one too?
Ann: Hai!
Earl: What do you mean? When we used to play footsie?
Opal: Sure. Remember that strip where we tried to play footsie but you didn't want to?
Earl: Yeah, you really took it to me then.
Ann: Oh, massaging the ashi I see.
Opal: Hey, do you want one too?
Ann: Hai!
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Dude 2.: I'm tots jello. I wish my parents would do that.
Dude 2.: I'm tots jello. I wish my parents would do that.
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