siren wife

A married woman with natural orange hair, bright in the sunlight like a fire, that has sexual features that drive men to fantasize about her obsessively, constantly - almost at an unhealthy pace. Often has a very high sex drive and considered to be the most beautiful wife and woman in the world with the ability to age and look better.
Have you see the siren wife? I can't stop thinking of her, EVER! I have the large orgasms fantasizing about that redheaded woman...
by hotwifelover April 12, 2019
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Kangaroo Wife

The phrase "Kangaroo Wife" or "Kangaroo-Wife" is used as a way to mock a man's Wife in a whimsical way. Used when the Wife is insanely different and weird to a certain freind group

This phrase comes from from the video "Team Fabulous 2"
I will send my condolences to your Kangaroo Wife
by Bill Billy Bob October 06, 2022
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wife poaching

In the swinging community, when a couple attempts to coax the female portion of another couple into sexual relations without the consent or knowledge of the male portion of the other couple. This is sometimes refered to as back door unicorn hunting.

Note that this is different from testing the waters, as in the swinging community the female portion is often approached first to see if the couple as a whole is interested in play. In wife poaching there is often a shady element involved where the husband is intentionally excluded by the initiating couple.
John when to the bathroom at the swingers club only to find out that when he returned, a wife poaching couple swooped in and tried to make his wife a cuckcake.
by Axalotal acid July 03, 2023
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slutty wife

A way of a married woman to dress/behave like a slut, making horny all the (straight) males around her.
This issue might be caused by a sense of dissatisfaction from the woman to her husband (or maybe she's just a slut).
The way she dressed makes her seem like a slutty wife. I would bang her if her husband wasn't that big.
by C.Rai August 06, 2019
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Turkey Wife

Kind of like a trophy wife, but for white trash rednecks. Usually good at making fried anything, and full of sass.
"Man Bubba, I wish I could find me a real nice turkey wife to make me fried coon nuggets every day. "
by Meat Grenade May 26, 2015
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Paul's Wife

Our safe word refers to the pastor's wife at my mother's church. No connection between paul's wife and my sex life tho.
Me: *screams* Paul's Wife
him: pulls out, "was I hitting that too hard?"
by hotdilflover February 15, 2023
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Wife Sandwhich

The act of one man's two wives sandwhiching him in an act of sexual enticement. Best known wife sandwhich served in Canada by Sassy and Chatter filled with Dirty.
by Chatterbox :D February 23, 2012
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