ass and titties

An actual song by DJ. Assault.

This song has many videos regarding women shaking their asses and dancing.

What men basically Judge women by in terms of body. Sad but True.

Mack: This song is the Shit!

John: Hey Mack, what are you listening to?

Mack: Ass and Titties man!

John: Is it good?

Mack: Yeah!

by Fruityogos October 9, 2010

Double Scoop Them Ice Cream Titties

When one sees a woman's bosom and is so enticed he compares them to not one but two scoops of ice cream titties.

Comes in many flavors: titties and cream, oreo titties, neapolotitties, tittiemisu....

Jeff: Wow, i would scoop that
Bob: Well, i would double scoop them ICE CREAM TITTIES
Jeff: I don't know. I've never really gone for chocolate.

by fat kid in movies June 20, 2011

Titties in a barn

When you walk into a barn, and there is a pair of titties in a haystack but no body.

Fuckin' titties in a barn.

by xX MiLsAmP Xx December 3, 2006

chief titties

A professional evaluation of breast excellence operating independently of their size.

"I'll tell you, man, Charlize Theron might not have the biggest jugs, but they are some chief titties."

by Matty & Steez, Ben S. and Anna H. October 28, 2007

fucking huge titties

what I have. see fire crotch. I also have one of those.

I have fucking huge titties.

by Ms. Lane May 10, 2005

dingo titties

Breasts with nipples so ferocious, that they appear as though they would rip your face off. Also, they lactate profusely.

My friend has dingo titties.

by D.Shaw October 30, 2007

Gramma Titties

Name like Ben Dover or Mike Hunt that sounds like Grab My Titties.

"Will Ben Dover and Gramma Titties come down to the office?"

students: "hahahaha!"

by bonefireguy November 4, 2010