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Sesh

Sesh, a time spent with a group of people doing drugs commonly cocaine and getting as fucked as possible.
Did you bring the cocaine for the sesh tonight
by Cocaine Danny June 11, 2018
mugGet the Seshmug.

sesh minion

Sesh minions are usually found desperately trying to start a sesh but are sadly incapable of starting anything worth staying for. They follow around experienced seshers in hope of bargaining for some weed or alcohol, or maybe they just really want to feel included. Most of the time, they are in their early teens, trying to become "cool" or boost their ego. Sometimes, they even try and have seshes which don't involve any drugs or alcohol, they just hang around in one public place for a long time. No one is sure why they're even trying, not even the sesh minions themselves.
Goddammit, Joe. I just wish that sesh minion would get the fuck off my back and stop asking me for weed. He looks twelve and I'm already doing enough illegal shit as it is. C'mon, kid, go hang out in front of a Tesco's or something.
by Communizm April 5, 2017
mugGet the sesh minionmug.

Sesh H.Q.

The headquarters of Sesh, which is located in Bristol UK, and is run and maintained by the core of the never ending sesh crew. Sesh HQ is where all the never ending sesh action happens on a 24-7 basis, ie dirty Turkeys , hooners, the seshipe, pints of rish-rouge, nitrous oxide balloons, butane huffing, glue sniffing, and anything else that gets you monged. HQ is full of seshlords, cheeky little sauce bottles, naughty little numbers, blasting 24-7 arse mother fuckers, and inspirational human beings. Eating, sleeping, water, sesh non-enthusiasts, mine sweeping, camping and opening the blinds are all banned, all the house plants are dead, and the music runs 24-7 like a motherfucker, with top notch bangers blasting out relentlessly. The neighbours keep complaining about a party that has been going on for more than 3 years, with seshlords and absolute legends coming and going at all hours. HQ inspires and gives orders to sesh soldiers worldwide, who are fighting in the ongoing struggle to be constantly off their pickle. It also has the pioneers of the seshipe and other drug accumulation recipes living there and working hard on new sesh recipe material on a daily basis. Impeccable technique, high grade shit, accumulated sleep deprivation and verbal diarrhea are all major parts of the skill set required
to soldier at sesh HQ. I ❤️ the sesh.
Fresh orders just in from Sesh H.Q. All sesh non enthusiasts are to be treated as hostiles and are to be engaged on sight."
by Spiritualist June 27, 2021
mugGet the Sesh H.Q.mug.

johnston sesh

I'm gonna go have a johnston sesh
by Blem97 October 15, 2017
mugGet the johnston seshmug.

Shoon Sesh

The act of defecating in a toilet with one or more persons. Usually, all people present huddle together to use the same toilet, but if there are multiple toilets facing each other it still counts.
Hey man, me and Seymour just had an awesome shoon sesh in the bathroom. Our shit came out at the same time.”
by spoonsdub September 30, 2025
mugGet the Shoon Seshmug.

sesh

I'm really high, lets go sesh again
by getting high af June 4, 2015
mugGet the seshmug.

sesh wagon

A car/vehicle primarily used for substance abuse, usually occupied by 2 or more people.
leon’s got a Q let’s hotbox the sesh wagon!
by dxblxn January 20, 2019
mugGet the sesh wagonmug.

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