by chicagoatheart77 April 12, 2010

by El Diablo Maximus December 18, 2006

When a man puts a woman into a piledriver position and than piledrives her through a table cumming into her mouth.
by Danny Paulson June 2, 2009

by TedTurd August 29, 2008

A gross liquid that supposedly makes your nails prettier. Used mainly by women but also by emo and goth men. It smells like car paint and i'm sure some weirdos sniff this stuff until they're high. Nail Polish is also known to make nails fungused by blocking light exposure under the nails. The only thing nastier than this stuff is press on nails.
secretly gay guy: that nail polish and those long fingernails makes her look hot.
straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.
secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!
straight man: you're a moron. every man knows natural, unpainted nails are true hotness.
secretly gay guy: damn. my cover's blown!
by Phil the Pill September 1, 2006

One who is so adept at performing felatio that the head or "helmet" of their partner's dick takes on a shine as if it were polished.
An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.
An insult used to define someone as homosexual based on the fact that they are an expert at sucking dick.
Hey man, that little helmet polisher Katie just gave my rod a spit shine!
Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!
Hey, fuck off helmet polisher!
by Shaft_Dick September 27, 2008

by donkeycum March 29, 2003
