Men need to...

In all seriousness... Women need to shutbthe fuck about about what men "need to do." I don't NEED to do anything and if MY DICK doesn't have YOUR SALIVA on it... You don't have any authority to be telling me what I NEED to do. Why do I need to do *blank*? For what? YOU!? No!

A bitch "Men need to..."

Hym "Ope! If you finish the sentence I get to tell women what they 'need to do' "

A bitch "...."

Hym "No, go ahead."

A bitch "...."

Hym "Seriously! Men need to... What? Whatbdo men need to do?"

A bitch "....."

Hym "And women need to what? What do women need to do? Does it involve throwing me some booty? I bet it does! I bet you 1 million dollars it involves booty."

by Hym Iam August 15, 2023

men in skirts

cute

men in skirts are cute

by GayPersonWithNoLife July 2, 2022

she-men

female jiz, cum, ejaculatory fluid, semen, etc.

The smell of your semen and my she-men smells oddly like pretzel rods. Why does our sex smell like foods?

by tori.jo November 5, 2010

X men

They have alot of ex's.

woah x men.

by pssssssssssssssssse October 30, 2020

men suit

Pubic hair on your body, specialy chest.

-- Guys went swimming. --
Paul: Aren't you cold?
Mark: No way, I wear my men suit.

by johnymachine September 14, 2009

Sea men

what the boys in South Park thought was in mrs. choksondik's coffee to kill her in the Season 6 episode 'The Simpsons Already Did It'

news reporter: "They found semen in her stomach."
Eric Cartman: "TWEEK, YOU KILLED MRS. CHOKSONDIK WITH MY SEA MEN!"
Tweek: "GAH! I didn't put your sea people in her coffee! GAH!"

by CrispyChickenCumSandwich November 9, 2022

Trick (men)

A mean who willingly spends his money to be liked, wanted, and be seen by women who don’t give a f* about them.

My Trick (men) hoe calling me asking me to chill always wanting to talk, but he knows I only reply when something is bought for me. He’ll get me food, drinks, what ever he can afford to get my attention at the moment. At this point I know he knows he’s my hoe.

by Zarier November 30, 2019