The J Syndrome

A fun and new way to say someone has small dick energy. Don’t tell anyone that has a name that starts with “J” and let them be confused.

“Oh, he just has The J Syndrome, you can’t blame him.”

by Chips Mischief October 15, 2020

J-Walsh

While kissing a girl you just met out that night you un-zip YOUR OWN PANTS, grab her hand and put it on your DICK.

1 of 2 things will happen. She'll play with it or she wont. Either way you know whether to move on or go to work on that broad!!!

Guy: kiss kiss (Guy thinks. gotta pull the J-Walsh)
Girl: kiss kiss
Guy: un-zzziiippppp. Grabs her hand puts it in his own pants.
Girl: giggle giggle... you don't wear underwear and your dick is sooo big!
Guy: I know.... (Close the Deal!!!!)

by My cocks wingman October 19, 2012

j cube

Another way to say jacuzzi.

Yo bro me and some chicks are gonna hit the j cube, you down?

by Jackyboy5 July 18, 2019

J Fletch

When you crush esctasy and mix it with blow then snort that shit together.

I got J Fletched last night and it was so awesome!!

by Tiddybumps June 12, 2018

J-beaning

J-beaning is a sexual act, or fetish, where one pours jelly beans all over their lover and attempts to guess the flavors by consuming them off of their partner's body.

"Man, dis girl was into some weird ass shit, she had me j-beaning n errthang."

"I was j-beaning this guy last night, and everything was going well until I encountered the Buttered Popcorn™. Let's just say I won't be hearing from him again."

by ButteredPopcorn October 9, 2014

B&J

B&J, is commonly used to refer to the popular ice cream brand Ben & Jerry's

Hey bro, you want a B&J?
Nah, I'm good

by Tinafey-fromtheway March 18, 2017

The J-spot

The unfortunate stain left on a carpet when someone attempts to enter a room where two lovers are going for it like good 'uns... and coitus is suddenly interrupted at the critical moment.

Jo: "Ewwww... the J-spot isn't drying up at all."

Nap: *shame faced* "Sorry honey."

Jo: "Don't be, one day we will look back and laugh."

Nap: "Yeah? Ya reckon?"

Jo: "Hmmm... we'll see... darn those lil love stains to Hull!"

by Nap August 4, 2004