Hoodie contract

A deal or scam that appeals to a person's pride or self-image, but is not worth the cost. Refers to the uncustomized exclusivity contracts often offered to smaller streamers by platforms such as twitch, youtube, or discord. These deals often come with a branded hoodie and the prestige of being a platform affiliate, but are unlikely to be financially worth pulling streams and content from all other platforms.

I know it's a hoodie contract, but having a master's degree would look great on my resume.

by hoodiecontract September 10, 2020

hoodie season

taking your best friends hoodie just to annoy them or if your really close maybe something more

girl 1: i’m cold

girl 2: it’s hoodie season go ask someone for theirs

by somethingintresting October 13, 2019

Hoodie Alzeimers

Usually affects golfers with English descent and those skilled in architecture.

“I was going to get a ticket next week. Well hoodie Alzeimers hit me again!”

by Eccspert March 22, 2024

Hoodie noose

When you try to take off your hoodie and it’s not coming off and it strangles you

I tried to take off my hoodie and it hoodie noosed me

by Hoodie noose maker November 6, 2023

cum hoodie

When five men position themselves behind a kneeling person and ejaculate over their head to mimic putting a hoodie over her head.

The fellas decided to surprise Becky with a cum hoodie at last nights orgy, she was upset at how much got in her hair.

by The Cumzler March 21, 2024

national give your gf your hoodie day

give your girlfriend your hoodie on oct 1st!! she would rlly appreciate it boys!! ❤️❤️

“bro, it’s national give your girl a hoodie day!!” “here babe, my hoodie for you ❤️“ national give your gf your hoodie day

by ..august.. September 30, 2021

National Give Your Girl A Hoodie Month

give your girl your hoodies for the month of october

"give me your hoodie for national give your girl a hoodie month" "ofc love"

by eeeeeeeeeeeh October 2, 2023