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savage badger

When a bearded man plunges his penis and/or balls into any dark mysterious hole discovered in the forest floor.
After several organic hoppy microbrew beers, Wesley declothed and wandered through the woods until he found a mysterious hole in the ground where he could preform the Savage Badger.
by Wes Rupp da Muppet November 22, 2015
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slippery badger

an incredibly lubed up badger patrolling the streets like a player waiting to find his next victim to sexually deviate.
Shit bro last night i saw a slippery badger i fucking legged it home.
by wet armadillo May 9, 2011
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Nuzzling Badger

A sexual technique involving black and white undies or pubes and growling.
Nuzzling Badger is when your girlfriend or boyfriend (depending on sexual orientation) dyes their pubes black and white, or wheres black and white underwear.

You then shag them from behind and get them to growl and nibble your fingers.
by Antony Bartlett May 2, 2007
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Honey Badger

John and I went to Club Hunk in Baton Rouge and it was filled with honey badgers! We ended up having a great time if you catch my drift.
by Broomy3 January 11, 2012
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Honey Badger

A post-Menopausal woman who is past her maturity as a cougar. Often found hunting younger men. #ILoveYoungRoach
Milfs, Pumas, Cougars, Dinosaurs, Honey Badger
by Young Roach August 7, 2012
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badger's snout

A term used to define a man's penis after the consumption of methamphetamine or other such drugs resulting in overall shrinkage of the genitalia and a mini tent-like projection occurring on the front of the slacks
"Hey girls, check out the badger's snout on that gimp"
by Stejay March 12, 2007
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Quim badger

A furry, overgrown human masquerading as a woodland animal. Characterising features include a notable, if incomprehensible, enthusiasm for lady parts, Fulham FC and Jigsaw.
Drew is a massive quim badger
by sablefish July 28, 2011
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