Jessica cried when her boyfriend dumped her, but they weren't true tears because she didn't really love him.
by Hunter Oshino May 25, 2016
Get the true tearsmug. tear-blind is when you cry so much all the tears in your eye makes it hard for you to see and you technically go blind from your own tears
by Bigtoez July 25, 2019
Get the Tear-blindmug. A secretion of the vagina to aid the entry of the penis, often collecting into fish butter after much friction.
'Jeremiah began to tickle the young lady with his tongue, and it was not soon before he could taste salmon tears.'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
From the 'Bellringers' Handbook 1942'
by Tund March 6, 2008
Get the Salmon Tearsmug. The tears of a Motard, best collected shortly after a Motard receives a traffic infringement notice from close passing a cyclist or aiming their vehicle and speeding up towards a pedestrian who has inadvertently take a half step off the zebra crossing.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
These tears are reputed to be the purest of all liquids.
Motards are devoid of empathy and have zero respect for human life. Scientists speculate that Motard tears are purified by this intense irrational hatred and the vile abusive mindset.
Motard tears also completely lack any salt content. It is thought that this is due to the salt having been drawn out via social media platforms such as Facebook and Reddit. Motards are inexorably drawn to these platforms as they are generally cowards and can continue to exacerbate their extreme hateful views from the anonymity of their keyboard.
Motards are also known to be extremely homophobic, racist misogynistic and gutless bullies. This makes their tears so much tastier.
Cyclists are known to make a moisturizing lotion with motard tears by mixing in a sprinkle of magic green paint dust and a pinch of condensed coal roll fumes from dual cab 4wd utes or older model land cruisers.
by lycralizard December 18, 2021
Get the Motard Tearsmug. Tears Of Reflection is a 5 piece post-hardcore/screamo band from South Wales, U.K. The band consists of Dual vocalists ( 1 screamer, and 1 normal singer) a bassist, a guitarist, and a drummer.
In 2011 the band are playing festivals such as greenbelt, and Rheola festival.
In 2011 the band are playing festivals such as greenbelt, and Rheola festival.
by Joe-ftw December 14, 2010
Get the Tears of reflectionmug. by Mayo1234 March 22, 2009
Get the Nigger Tearsmug. by Roflcoblers July 2, 2009
Get the Ass Tearsmug.