jayden tan

stoopid
dumb
pp =)

jayden tan is so stoopid that he fell on himself =D

by yore moum February 13, 2022

tan sausage

A caucasian person's fingers.

Don't you point your tan sausages at me!

by jimmaydean May 25, 2011

Kentucky Tan

A tan in the shape of a wife-beater shirt.

Did you see the guy on the tractor with a Kentucky Tan?

by Christoph602 July 15, 2011

tanning dirty

occurs when a chick tans with different bathing suits on creating a dirty looking tan line

I got w/ a girl last night who's ass was banged up lookin from tanning dirty.

by Double DD January 26, 2008

band tan

The tan you get from band camp. it doesn't really matter where the tan is on your body, just as long as you got it from band camp.

Non-band kid: "DUDE, why are your feet so white!?"
awesome band geek: "it's my awesome band tan, it gets all the ladies."

by bandgirrrrrl March 15, 2010

farmer's tan

More appropriately used by one who works outside all day long especially a farmer. Hence the name farmer's tan.

Bill Joe worked out in the paw paw patch all day and got a real bad farmer's tan.

by Carter SN October 02, 2005

Trucker's tan

Where a driver has more of a tan on their forearm, according to which arm they put out the window of the vehicle they drive in, which receives more sun than the other one that is inside the car. It was originated from the truck driver as they drive long roads and long hours.

Johnno: I've got a big trucker's tan on my right arm.

Jenny: I saw, it looks odd.

by nunChaKu May 10, 2007