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swiffy

1. describing a task that was easy, fast, or requires little or no time.
2. describing a person who is able to move at a fast pace.
That test was swiffy!
Damn! He sure is swiffy on the basketball court!
by pseudonym May 13, 2005
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swiff

the un-horny version; to swiff means to CLEAN FLOORS with a swiffer mop! :)
we say swiff minus the -er because we are lazy.
rachel left to go "swiff"; while christian was confused, and had to go look it up on urban dictionary. unfortunately he got the wrong definition.
by Racheek July 20, 2006
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swiftboat

the act of exposing something true, but unpleasant or politically inconvenient about a progressive.

refers to the swiftboat veterans for truth. when john kerry attempted to capitalize on his brief service in vietnam, a group comprised of all but a handful of veterans who served in the same combat area of operations and mos came forward to underline what a bullshitter kerry was. among other things, they demonstrated that kerry didn't earn his combat medals, lied about christmas in cambodia, and seemingly only enlisted so he could turn directly around and participate in an effort to brand all veterans as war criminals.

the term has since been turned into a generic pejorative for any revelation about a public progressive which progressives can't dismiss on a factual basis. the idea is to name the "crime" of telling the truth about progressives on the same axiomatic level as "theft" or "rape". progressives are implicit totalitarians who don't like having their authority challenged.
"now they're trying to swiftboat bernie ward by publishing the chat transcript in which he talked about having his daughter blow his son in front of him."
by juuuummmmyyyy October 15, 2009
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Taylor Swift

A twenty five years old (country)pop singer with a magical voice , has ocean blue eyes, golden blond hair and legs longer than your future.Is twenty FIVE and a legal adult, but is mentally on a higher level. Is busy&obsessed with winning awards and will win any award she can get her hands on, no matter if she's nominated or just casual sitting in the ordinance.HER relationships and break ups are her private thing but sure she feels something after or in a relationship like...every human and her way to process all this things is to write deep lyrically meaningful songs about love, life and most of all her FEELINGS. The media and some people who don't get her songs like mean,shake it off or blank space are often talking sh*t about her. She's currently at the beginning of her 1989 world tour what means that's 2015 and people should know that she can do whatever she wants to do...OH AND SHE IS THE NICEST CELEBRITY IN THE WORLD bc her strong connection with her fans.
Currently dating with first name: NOT surname: YOUR BUSINESS
Girl: "I'm smart, hot and wrote speak now by myself...who am I?

Boy:" UHH OBVIOUSLY TAYLOR SWIFT!
by taylorsleftleg May 5, 2015
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Swift Boating

Noun: A well orchestrated campaign of character assassination and disinformation instigated by a concealed proxy.
"...Once (Cindy) Sheehan could no longer be ignored, the Swift Boating began. Character assassination is the Karl Rove tactic of choice, eagerly mimicked by his media surrogates, whenever the White House is confronted by a critic who challenges it on matters of war. The Swift Boating is especially vicious if the critic has more battle scars than a president who connived to serve stateside and a vice president who had "other priorities" during Vietnam.

"The Swift Boating of Cindy Sheehan" By Frank Rich. New York Times Op-Ed 8/22/05
http://www.iht.com/protected/articles/2005/08/21/news/edrich.php
by Clem Snide July 18, 2008
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SILF

S.I.L.F. Son I'd Like To Fuck.
Mother - "George, isn't our handsome son developing into such a SILF?"

Father - "I have a SILF and I'd like to stick my fat cock into his eager son-ass and ride him hard all night."
by Architect of Desire May 14, 2008
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Taylor Swift

An epic country-pop singer who rose to international stardom after the success of her latest album, Fearless. She is the best in the world of her kind and has the most amazing voice ever. She writes all her songs and they are mostly about boys, love and that guy, Tim Mcgraw. Her latest album was also the most sold album of 2008 in iTunes.
Did you hear about that new girl Taylor Swift?

She's teh bombz0rz
by teh-Ninja April 27, 2009
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