Purity Stache

A type of mustache that teen boys grow when trying to grow facial hair or go without shaving for a bit. Just a little bit of hair under the nose, you must have to be looking to notice it. The reason it is called a purity stache is because when boys have one, they can't get any girls and therefore stay pure.

Have you seen Nick's purity stache? No wonder he can't get any girls, it's disgusting.

by lmccalli July 30, 2020

Dick Stack

A stack of dicks or dumb asss

You Dick Stack! Why did you just do that!?!

by D3@dp001 January 28, 2021

Milking my stack

When playing poker, the act of losing or folding on several consecutive hands, causing one's stacks of chips to dwindle slowly.

I haven't won a hand in hours, I'm just milking my stack.

by Timaaah June 9, 2007

South Dakota Stack-job

"When six dudes are banging one chick, but only one dick is in the chick. Resembling a naked conga line with the chick in the lead."

-The South Dakota Stack-job originates from the isolated farming communities found in the upper Mid-West. It was discovered when a group of Grateful Dead fans (aka "Dead Heads") got lost while following the famous band on tour. Almost out of gas, hopes, and weed the group decided to stop at the South Fork Lounge. What they saw changed their lives forever. One cried, one laughed, and the other simply joined in.

Marybelle - "Ey Billy! Dem boys 'an I 'ist 'eadin oar dat daire bern fer a six'er. Ya in?"

Billy - "Er boi! A South Dakota Stack-job! I ain't done et berfer! I'm 'ern meh whey!"

by myfavsexpositioniscryingalone April 14, 2015

Garcia smoke stack

when you're so full of smoke that its coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt and penis!!

put the nozzel of a leaf blower with a streamroller on the back side in your mouth, light, and squeez trigger until you have smoke coming out your nose, mouth, ears, butt, and penise. tjere you have a Garcia smoke stack

by OGsmokey December 24, 2017

What A Stacey

The female equivalent to "What A Chad". A term used to describe a basic white woman, usually in their twenties or early thirties and with blonde hair.

"My old history teacher keeps commenting on my recent facebook post... What a Stacey."

by Germryry May 16, 2020

Stachia

Brilliant gourgous down to earth hippie. Gifted in many ways.

You know you can trust in stachia always.

by Wonderful minds August 14, 2017