Bro, have you tried the new Starbucks sandwich? It’s so much better than Tim Hortons because it costs double the price and tastes like nothing!
by bigdickhoncho September 06, 2023
by sheeeeeeshhhhhhh April 21, 2021
A Starbucks name is the name you give someone when your real name is very common or similar to other names and is often misheard.
Why did you give the barista "Matt" as your name when your real name is "Ben"?
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
Everyone hears "Matt" anyways, so now it's my Starbucks name.
by phrmashwrma May 06, 2024
A completely normal name that the barista spells wrong for no reason. And not just a simple mistake, a spelling that's not even CLOSE to your name.
Barista: Hi welcome to Starbucks. Name?
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
George: George
A few minutes later...
Barista: An espresso for George?
*Label says "Joarjj"*
Starbucks name
by EasternEuropeanSlavLover June 02, 2025
by DLest June 16, 2018
White Girls who show up at Starbucks in the morning wanting their specialty drink and NOT have to talk to the barista about it!
Totes went to Starbucks and they didn't have my 'half caf decaf venti iced macchiato with oat milk ready'! Don't they know my order !!? I may not have a tramp stamp but they should know my Starbucks Stamp already!
by WTF2023 June 19, 2023
Starbucks Mode (n.): An intellectual endeavor conceptualized by Sir Thomas Jackson in the year 2023, characterized by the diligent and assiduous engagement with scholarly or professional work on one's electronic device, manuscript, or tome, accompanied by the auditory backdrop of music. This practice was initially instantiated by a pupil's entreaty to amalgamate musical stimulation with their academic pursuits, to which Sir Jackson acquiesced with a modicum of reservation.
by EdgarAllenPoop January 30, 2024