Senior Sprint

The period of time near the end of Senior Year when students are incentivized to reject usual social norms and hook up with one another regardless of consequences to reputation or social standing. A classic example of moral hazard.

"Hey Caroline, I know we haven't talked much since freshman year, but I always thought you were pretty cute. Would you like to bang me?"

"Whatever, why not. Senior sprint right?"

by skells6969 February 14, 2017

purple sprite

large bag of highly potent drugs, usually cocaine.

I got a purple sprite, an' ya'll ain't.

by Seymour Butkis September 27, 2005

McDonald’s Sprite

when a man cums on his girls mouth then proceeds to spit in her mouth repeatedly till it looks like the sizzle of a McDonald’s Sprite

aye bitch you like that McDonald’s Sprite I know that mf was tangy

by bigdicktrell January 22, 2021

Sprite cranberry

A drink that no one likes

Wanna sprite cranberry

by qaswedrf December 13, 2018

Sprite

Carbonated sugar-water. Enough said.

It's not a real soda man...

by sflagurl25 July 15, 2008

Dirty Stummy Sprite

Dirty Stummy Sprite is a combination of Sprite soft drink and the sweet smelling stomach discharge from the gastrostomy tube (stomach feeding tube) of a patient that uses opioid pain medications and cannabis.

Ay bruh, this Dirty Stummy Sprite got me leanin.

by Stage4Ayyy February 9, 2021

Spritzer

A stylish and worldly couple, often seen preaching to youth about "being cool", taming monkeys (for pets, servants, friends, and/or combat allies), and are usually able to take extreme damage to the toe or foot region of the body without showing the slightest bit of pain or discomfort.

Dumb ass Kid: "You fools are Spritzers!"

Spritzer Couple: "Monkey, ATTACK!. Come on Pam lets go clubbin'..."

by Prof. Andrew Spicholli, Spritzer Expert, University of Phoenix August 29, 2007