cake splooge

When you force a cake in someone’s ass and they reverse nut out the butt

I gave My friend the biggest cake splooge last night.

by Masterzabo December 5, 2017

Staten Island Splooge

Originating on Discord by two dumbfucks, the Islander Splooge is the act of two men jizzing in a woman's ear, shaking her head violently, and then sticking straws up her nostrils to suck out the fluids.

"Have you ever tried the Staten Island Splooge?"
"No, what is it?"
"come find out."

by Sandrea II May 29, 2021

SPLOONB

USing a hurley stick for sexual gratification.

Terez spoolnbed last night.

by Jimmy d sucks April 30, 2004

Sploosh

When you slap someones back in greetings at a club or party and feel there sweaty back juice on your hand.

"I wouldn't say hi to joe his got a sploosh"

by CLUBJD October 19, 2019

Sploog

Sploog can mean anything you want it to mean. Its just a word used in place of common words used to throw people off what you're really talking about. To make sense of it you have to listen to the context clues and how it is used that particular time.

Ex. Girl comes over your house to chill and you say "Do you sploog?" She replies with an unsure yes. The word you have replaced sploog with could be dance, strip, smoke, drink, fuck, O.D., etc.

Ex. After a good night of partying on the way home you ask your friend "Are you good?" They reply with "No. I'm splooged." The word they replaced could have been tired, sleepy, fucked up, drunk, high, drunk & high, feeling good, hungry etc.

by B6 #ODE March 24, 2012

sploop

What happens when sitting on a toilet to evacuate ones bowels, and circumstances are such that the effort produces a splash felt on ones bare bottom.

A sploop is when you sit on the toilet to go to the bathroom to take a dump, and when your bowels move it results as a splash that you feel on your bottom.

by missouriwordsmith August 13, 2011

Slooz

Insering your penis into the mouth of another man while holding his nose causing him to gag and cough all over your tool.

we livin baat you an your baat to get slooz.

by sloos October 17, 2003