cell safety

In a social situation where an individual finds themselves alone with no one to talk to because other people have moved on to talk to someone else, the act of falling back on your cell phone and pretending to have something to look up in order to fend off the awkwardness.

Hey look at Steve Dorkmeister, he's totally pulling a cell safety.

by Flo January 14, 2010

Ring of Safety

The thin circle of paper available to put over the toilet seat in a public restroom.

"Dude, I would have gotten herpes from that bathroom if it wasn't for the ring of safety!"

by yellebelle August 21, 2009

safe sex

The act of not having unprotected sex.

This song demonstrates the idea of safe sex. "The safest way to have sex is right between the titties." Tha Alkaholiks "the next level"

by FlyAway July 17, 2011

safe sucks

noun (verb)
To smuggle your own water bottle into some place where you are only allowed to buy it in prepackaged containers at exorbitant prices. This helps to avoid sickness due to unwillingness to pay high prices and trying to tough it out.

I always have (do) safe sucks at the stadium.

by Chris0101 January 6, 2009

safeage

a greeting, derivative of safe, means that not only are two two people (the greeter and the greeted) safe, but also the general ambience at the time is safe also.

wats up buddy, safeage

by Mccogs July 2, 2005

safe for work

This meaning shouldn't event exist on this website.

Guy 1: "Is the Urban Dictionary ever safe for work?"
Guy 2: "No, that definition shouldn't even exist on there."

by Zeyph February 18, 2019

Keep Safe

Take care, with great affection and deep mean

keep safe on your vacation

by zerwell October 27, 2011