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blackout sober

A state of blackout experienced when ones sober brain can't handle their level of badassness
I got so blackout sober last night, don't remember a thing
by Tunaslinger September 3, 2015
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Sober Crow

1. the friend who is not just a designated driver but who goes above and beyond to look out for their drunk friends.

a friend or acquaintance who is thoughtful enough to take your shoes off and prop you on your side before you pass out, and then continue to look out for you afterwards.

derivation: the opposite of Drinky Crow, the irresponsible alcoholic crow from the comic strip Maakies.

Collective Noun: Flock of Sober Crows
2. a situation where there are more drunk-sitting sober crows than there are insensibly drunk people.

3. a support network
thanks to my flock of sober crows I got home safe and sound last night after the toga party
by clayhands December 9, 2010
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sober convo

A conversation that is so weird or random that you seem drunk even though you’re sober.
Those guys are having a sober convo.
by TrippyTrash August 23, 2022
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sober

when your sad asf and in ur feels and ur just drunk
dude: hey man why didn’t u answer my snap yesterday

man: bc dude i was sober
by baddiet April 11, 2019
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girl sober

The act of completely removing girls from your life for a certain period of time. No meeting and mingling with girls. No talking, dating or seeing any girls. Typically done after a breakup
“Sorry I’m not really looking for anyone right now. I’m going girl sober”
by Wonderwall February 21, 2024
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kenosha sober

When you finally stop doing blow and drinking brown liquor while only get shit faced on beer and weed on the weekends.
Since his last arrest, he has really cleaned up his act and sticks to beer and weed on the weekends. Last time I saw him at Shenanigans he told me he has been Kenosha sober for 6 months!
by Rue2 March 19, 2025
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sober slave

A sober slave is someone who is a slave to others sobriety
A forced sober companion

Jenna I’m forcing you to be my sober slave”
by Angel6ix99 November 21, 2023
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