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sausage lobster

A homosexual male, often a sailor or a member of the navy, who attempts to entice men into sexual acts, in or around a port or dock.
We went to check out that bar down by the pier but the minute we did Eric got jumped by a sausage lobster.
by Solomon June 19, 2006
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Sausage Rumbler

When doing anal sex, the catcher rips a huge fart. This results in rumbling of the sausage. This can be done with heterosexual couples as well as homosexual couples.
Dude i did her up the butt last night and she gave me a sausage rumbler. It felt pretty damn good.
by tbona July 12, 2009
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Sausage Pants

A pair of stretchy, skin-tight, lululemon / athletic pants that make every girl look like they are wearing sausage skin as pants. They also make every girls ass look phenomenal - yes, every girl.
That girl's sausage pants are out of control - you can see every bump in her rump.
by johnson freebone November 30, 2009
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Mexican sausage diver

Nobody really knows what it is. Just that it is a sex position which can kill you if you try it without years of practice. You're gonna need parallel bars, chains, a drill and four pounds of butter.
Dude, have you heard? John tried the Mexican Sausage Diver last night and died. He didn't even make it to the hospital. Poor guy, he forgot the butter.
by megurineluka May 19, 2016
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hiding sausages

when this term is applied to someone, it implys that they are a bit of a slut, in that they are good at hiding sausages (cocks) somewhere inside. Tis' a good payout for someones mum.
by Don Gulliver April 7, 2003
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Sausage Fest

a party upon which the the man to women ratio is 6:1 or greater
Did you go to Jakes party last night?
For a minute, but i left because it was a total sausage fest
by Kori Schumpert December 7, 2007
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Dad's sausage

Another phrase/word for the penis of your dad
referring to incest act

this phrase is famously used by We R aussies the Yahoo user troll
by dad's sausages lover July 9, 2011
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