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Smoothie

Oral sex make or female without teeth/dentures.
Fuck yeah I love when my girl takes out her dentures and gives me a smoothie.
Hey babe...who cares if you have false teeth, I sure don’t. You really give good smoothies.
by Eyeloveu October 14, 2019
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

Smoothie

Damn Spencer...you're a smoothie.
by Noot noot noot noot July 10, 2017
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

Smoothie

A blowjob by a person with no teeth, with no dentures in
This chick took her teeth out n gave me a smoothie
by Krazie_jay January 13, 2021
mugGet the Smoothiemug.

Bologna smoothie

The act of vomiting in a glass and stirring it with a straw after eating a can of spam and drinking a bottle of pepto bismol.
by Shredder88 October 15, 2023
mugGet the Bologna smoothiemug.

Persian Smoothie

Not only is it a smoothie from persia, but it is aslo known as when two people with male genitalia go to a grave yard and dig up a 90 grandmother named Betsy. They will then each stick there left testicles in her vagina and there rights in her asshole. They will then proceed to batter her with baseball bats in the stomach, allowing fluids to come out of her privates and butthole. I personally have tried it and would definitely recommend, the 80 dollar testicuzi is nothing compared to this practice.

Persian smoothie
by Grenadinepeen July 11, 2020
mugGet the Persian Smoothiemug.

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