smoothie

slang. (unisex) A smoothie consists of cumming in your partners mouth, dropping in the berry of your choice, and having them chew.

"I gave Heather a smoothie last night when I blindfolded her...
now she's pissed but I SWEAR I didn't know she was allergic."

by yummyfavors April 16, 2009

chocolate smoothie

a blow job after anal sex

Kristen is crazy, she let me give her a chocolate smoothie.

by dickserect November 16, 2006

coochie smoochie

Mouth activity placed on a female's lower region of the body.

I'm just trying to get some coochie smoochies in 2018.

by dr. sleez May 1, 2018

Smoothie

a smoothie is a guy who is very hot, sxc etc. came from the fact that smoothies are yummy and so are got guys...

my god brad is such a smoothie

by gengen August 7, 2004

smoothie

Sperm in the mouth as a result of a blowjob. Also a sperm smoothie or a cum smoothie.

Q: Did you get anywhere with that redhead last night?

A: Yeah, she blew me and I gave her a smoothie.

by nikki.t September 18, 2010

Asshole Smoothie

The food equivalent of how you feel after a night of drug use, alcohol abuse etc. etc.

I feel like an asshole smoothie after that party last night.

by Party Boy NW June 23, 2009

fruit smoothie

1. A reference to a homosexual male or an effeminite heterosexual male with a smoothly shaved or naturally bare chest.

2. When two homosexual males are at the beach, the one that is applying suntan lotion to the other is known as the fruit smoothie.

Look at the hot guy with the bare chest playing volleyball! Don't get your hopes up, he's probably a fruit smoothie.

What about the hot guy on the beach towel over there? Forget him. I just saw him rubbing suntan lotion on the guy next to him. He's a fruit smoothie!

by Pinky518 July 16, 2010