The act of eating a girl out or a man performing oral sex on a woman. Most likely after you have decided not to have actual sex and this is all she will let you do.
Man: So, we're not gonna have sex?
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
Woman: No i've decided we should wait until marriage.
Man: Well this sucks, what should we do?
Woman: Well, we could always enjoy a nice Pineapple Smoothie.
by PJ lover January 17, 2010
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1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
1. Liquidize a piece of paper and a little bit of tinned tomatoes.
2. (optional)Drain through a colander.
3. Serve to someone who likes eating weird food or to someone who doesn't like weird food but is very hungry, OR to someone who you hate and just happens to be blindfolded.
Not to be confused with pizza juice.
Pizza smoothie... who would willingly eat such a thing? I only invented it because I accidently invented pizza juice and thought it should have a smoothie to go with it. What shall I invent next? A pizza milkshake???
by Goldfish United! March 1, 2009
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A word used to describe someone who is annoyingly persistent in trying to get their view/opinion/point across.
The term derives from an episode of, 'The Young Apprentice.' (A British TV show.)The task was to create a popcorn brand. One of the candidates, Harry M persistently (throughout the episode) attempted to make the team choose his idea, a popcorn called 'Smoochies'. This was in spite of the fact that the rest of his team disliked the idea and had in fact chosen a different theme and flavour.
The term derives from an episode of, 'The Young Apprentice.' (A British TV show.)The task was to create a popcorn brand. One of the candidates, Harry M persistently (throughout the episode) attempted to make the team choose his idea, a popcorn called 'Smoochies'. This was in spite of the fact that the rest of his team disliked the idea and had in fact chosen a different theme and flavour.
Person 1: Do you support the X party
Person 2: No I support the Y party
Person 1: Continuously tries to convince person 2 to support the views of X despite the fact he holds a contrary view and eventually leaves.
Person 2: That guy is a a right Smoochies!
Person 2: No I support the Y party
Person 1: Continuously tries to convince person 2 to support the views of X despite the fact he holds a contrary view and eventually leaves.
Person 2: That guy is a a right Smoochies!
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Get the salty smoothie mug.1. A person who goes out of their way to brown nose and kiss up to others with the hope that they will be liked, accepted and befriended.
2. A facile person that is very pretentious and will act as if they admire, respect and even look up to one by constantly praising them when it is undeserved... all along with the motive of making people believe they are caring and sincere so then when they take advantage of this person or persons it is unexpected and therefore much easier put one over on them.
3. One who premeditates and targets someone and then uses their charm to manipulate them by lying and even telling them what ever it is that they think that person or persons might like to hear... all the while they have the intention of using that person or persons for their own selfish reasons later on when they deem necessary or most convenient for them.
2. A facile person that is very pretentious and will act as if they admire, respect and even look up to one by constantly praising them when it is undeserved... all along with the motive of making people believe they are caring and sincere so then when they take advantage of this person or persons it is unexpected and therefore much easier put one over on them.
3. One who premeditates and targets someone and then uses their charm to manipulate them by lying and even telling them what ever it is that they think that person or persons might like to hear... all the while they have the intention of using that person or persons for their own selfish reasons later on when they deem necessary or most convenient for them.
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1. I didn't know it was even possible for someone to be that much of pooper smoocher.
2. If they gave out trophies for being an ass kisser, her trophy would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
1. I didn't know it was even possible for someone to be that much of pooper smoocher.
2. If they gave out trophies for being an ass kisser, her trophy would have #1 pooper smoocher engraved on it.
by Vegas Bitch aka shugahhh February 3, 2010
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