The thing with me is that I AM smart and I'm smelf, I'm self smarted, basically, by myself, basically from nature and smoking drugs and doing different things I've self... s... like self, learned myself. And that's the whole difference, I guess is that I don't need the books or the schooling type things. I just get everything on my own and because of that I'm alive right now. I mean if I had read more books or tried to go on to collage and different things like that I'd be dead right now because people say books and college are for to be make you smarter, but they can also be for to be make you dead, which is what could have happened to me. My brain doesn't use enough oxygen because I don't have the whole thing filled with different stuff and if it was full, it's only part full, and that's why I'm alive right now. The guards are giving me here, you know, "read this book, try to get smarter" but I'm like, alright, I'll pretend to read it but I'm not going to really read it cause my brain will be more full and if I have another heart attack I'm going to die...
by ben-el-maestro June 2, 2022
Get the self smartedmug. someone who goes with everyone else and doesn't really have their own opinion, but when everyone does something so stupid that there could be terrible consequences, they tone it back.
"will Sarah be alright at that party? it's gonna have a lot of people. "
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."
"oh, she'll be fine. she's a smart sheep."
by dumb cluck May 25, 2018
Get the smart sheepmug. Smart Farter - One who only farts when other living things are around to blame it on, ie people waiting in line, dogs, group of people in an elevator.
Bob was sitting on the sofa with his wife and their two dogs. He rips a silent and smelly Fart. His wife says "Who farted?". Bob replies "it must of been one of the dogs" Bob got away with it because he is a smart farter
by loma_prieta January 9, 2014
Get the smart fartermug. by Timofree June 1, 2009
Get the democrat smartmug. Best paintball gun company, known for there impulses and shockers. They also have the nerve and ion. Its not a nazi company because they sue companys,they sue because of people taking their patents. Smartparts had the original patent on vision and companys like eclipse are making eyes now for their guns, if u want to upgrade after ure cocker or impulse, go with a shocker or nerve. You wont be dissapointed. IF u want to get an a-5 DONT get the ion. smartparts has guns for every level of experience. I myself use an 05 shocker and it RIPS. I was recently at a tourny and many people complemented on how well my gun fuctioned
by Mur To The Phy June 5, 2005
Get the Smart partsmug. Academically inclined. Studiously clever.
He might be book smart, but every time you send him out to buy some smoke he gets bitch slapped by the dealer who palms him off with skanky brown horseshit.
by Dirtycash August 13, 2005
Get the book smartmug. A person who puts on glasses or uses pretentious words to try and fool people into thinking that they are smart.
I had a date with this female college professor and I was afraid of looking stupid, so I put on some glasses, a cordory jacket with those elbow patches and memorized some four syllable words out of the dictionary. I know, I was faking smart, but I think I can pull it off. smart, fake it til you make it, intelligent, college, university, nerd, geek, professor
by joecoolthefool October 8, 2015
Get the faking smartmug.