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Butt Slurp

The ability of ones self to intake substances via the anal cavitity. This is achieved through letting out a turtle head (the tip of feacial excretion from the shitebox) and proceeding to rub the turtle head in the desired substance, i.e, cocaine. The turtle head is then pulled back into the body through a series of anal contractions. This can be a difficult process, but for analy bombarded sluts and gayboys, it proves no challenge.
mate i have a few grams of cocaine, you up for some butt slurping ?

Yes mate it will be easy after the deep anal pentetration i recieved from my peadophile uncle earlier today. Although you may have trouble with your watertight virgin asshole, you straight mother fucker !!!
by Tam Craw February 22, 2011
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28 oz. slurpy

A spammer who sends out vast amount of forwards and an endless stream of emails
The 28 oz. slurpy never read a joke he/she did not forward on unsolicited to thier entire address book.
by ridge armstrong July 7, 2006
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doosh bag slurper

a person who goes a step beyond brown nosing
jamie was a doosh bag slurper, sucking up to the boss.
by thomas kondo February 10, 2009
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Slurpee

When a man performs sexual intercourse on a women who squirts... alot... but when she orgasms nothing comes out. Once this happens, the male must stick a straw into the woman's vagina and proceed to "slurp" the cum out of her pussy.
Bro 1: So how was your date with Jacqueline last night i heard she is a squirter?
Bro 2: Yes indeed she is a squirter but nothing came out of her vagina during her orgasm.
Bro 1: Really, that's weird.
Bro 2: I know, but i gave her a slurpee using the same straw that you gave Maddie a slurpee two nights ago.
Bro 1: Awesome!
by Jimothy McSweenyson February 23, 2009
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dirty slurpie

When a guy cums someone up the ass and sucks their cum out with a straw.
by Wipe Me May 9, 2006
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A 7/11 slurpee

You go buy a slurpee(any flavor) and then dump it all in your girlfriends ass and the slurp it out at 7:11(the time)
Man my bitch let me do a 7/11 slurpee last night!
by Mr.physicsmhs January 25, 2011
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Slurp ahh

When a very attractive person walks by you might hear someone *slurp then go ahhh* It's of sexual nature, baisically meaning let's get it on.
Becky: "Wow, that new kid is so hot!"
Tina: "OMG, I know!"

Becky: *slurp ahh*
by ThatBlondeable May 18, 2011
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