by ChasterChastain February 14, 2009
Get the oyster shorts mug.Any kind of shorts that has a "net", or netting, inside it. It can be found in most board shorts.
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
The netting is used because sometimes, the elastics can show, or the boxer shorts might be longer.
It also holds your junk in place so that it won't fall out of the leg opening or bounce around. It also acts like loose briefs, so you don't have to wear underwear (if preferred).
by Marauder04 December 27, 2009
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awl -sawrt -uhv, ov; unstressed uhv or, especially before consonants, uh-bohnd -uhp
- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.
- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.
- The act of boning up in an assortment of ways.
- A surefire way to make sexting awkward
- You penis going up in a hypothetical matter by replacing it with a bone, bone up.
- Hitting jade from behind
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything
Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you
May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "
- Jade cooking in a skirt
- Jade putting her FEET, YES FEET, NOT LEGS on his shoulder (be cautious about ripping down a shower curtain.)
- Asking Jade if shes wet (even in the shower)
- The thought of Jade willing to try anything
Used in actual conversation:
"May 27Jade
lol
well i'd wear a skirt for you
i'd probably wear a lot of things for you
May 27Scott
well thank you
you're getting me all sorts of boned up "
by REALPaRqUeT September 8, 2011
Get the All sorts of boned up mug.Gamer shorts: gamer shorts are a pair of comfortable shorts gamers often wear when gaming. These shorts our used for noting eles. When gamers are done with said shorts they are usually thrown in a closet or under a bed due to this gamer shorts are not usually washed or cleaned leaving them to smell like piss, cum, and ball sweat.
Mark: hey hop online let’s play
Zach: hold on let me put on my gamer shorts
Mark: no those smell bad don’t
Zach: no they don’t I keep them in my closest and is them for only gaming
Zach: hold on let me put on my gamer shorts
Mark: no those smell bad don’t
Zach: no they don’t I keep them in my closest and is them for only gaming
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Get the basketball shorts boner mug.sports website (www.mancavesportslounge.com); A room, area, or most likely the basement, of a dwelling that is reserved for guys to be away from the rest of the household (lady friend or significant other) in order to watch, read, or write about sports. This area is usually decorated by the male, without influence from lady friends. In rare occasions, females who can hold their own, when it comes to talking sports, are welcome in this domain. Man Cave essentials include: good friends, good food, TV (preferab
by Robert Thomas 14 April 25, 2010
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