Shanghai

According to the 4rthur.com dictionary, to simultaneously masturbate and cry.

"I spent new year's day alone, shanghai'ing."

by Slyph January 19, 2005

shwangled

to vomit whlie laughing at the same time.

i shwangled when i saw my friend shwangle.

by meatsauce ninja May 28, 2006

Shanghaied

a fucken spongebob squarepants episode. commonly known for patrick star's "leedle leedle leedle lee" cry.

Autist: wait what episode of spongebob does patricks "leedle leedle leedle lee" come in?
Autist 2: uhhh ripped pants?
Captain Obvious: retards its Shanghaied.

by Uncircumsized Penis March 26, 2019

shanghai piledriver

When one takes a dump on a girl's vagina and procedes to shove their cock through the dookie and into the vagina.

I gave my bitch the shanghai piledriver.

by He who said it November 6, 2007

schwang tang

Having intercourse with the opposite sex.

Josh got some schwang tang from that hooker.

by Moe Buttsworth October 3, 2004

Shanghai

This is the term for rogering a Chinese woman's backpassage.

"I'M GOING TO SHANGHAI ON BUSINESS"
- I want to go to Shanghai, so that I can pay a Chinese hooker to receice my wad in her rectum

by Finesilver January 11, 2005

shang

shang is a word used in the same context as give

"Shang me my textbook please, I need to do my homework."

"Can you shang me your mobile phone please, I need to borrow it to ring Mum."

by emilyclue April 20, 2007