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Shotgun rider

When you let your girlfriend sign her name in your front passenger seat binding her ownership to it so that even if you sell the vehicle the seat will be taken out and used as a redneck lawn ornament.
Jimmy: "Hey Billy Bob, I noticed that new chair ya got in the front yard."
Billy Bob: "Yup, that's my shotgun rider's seat from my old Ford pickup."
Jimmy: "Why'd ya take it out?"
Billy Bob: "She called dibs."
by Phil Mahooterz May 26, 2015
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Magic Shotgun

Referring to the act of fellatio (or autofellatio) where the receiver gargles at the exact moment of climax, whereby the semen sprays out of their nostrils.
I gave him a magic shotgun last night.

Don't make me come magic shotgun you.
by Gargallon May 12, 2023
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Asshole shotgun

When you have a full ass of popcorn turds and you launch them everywhere.
"Dang I accidentally pulled off a asshole shotgun yesterday"
by cancerous ball o death December 16, 2016
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shotgun selfie

to take a selfie while shotgunning a beer
bet you $5 you cant do a shotgun selfie, pics or it didnt happen dont drop your phone lol
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SHOTGUN KNEES

SHOTGUN KNEES are used by MemeLords who play League of Legends and watch BrickyOrchid8 to completely destroy and humiliat the enemy. It is a meme created by Lord Brick Sensei in his ,,So you want to Main Urgot" video. It goes hand in hand with a greenisch screen and ear rape when used right.
I used my SHOTGUN KNEES to slaughter my enemy .
by NaFeTs34 October 16, 2017
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Shotgun-Sneeze

A Shotgun-Sneeze is when someone has two sneezes whithin a few seconds of each other, and then in about 30 or so seconds they have two more. Like if you're nose was a dual barrel shotgun and it had to reload.
Hey, I just shotgun-sneezed!
by Colton 2266 July 4, 2021
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Shotgun chateau

Shotgun chateau: a huge new million dollar house built to very edges of a narrow lot (in a neighborhood of modest older homes) that is at least twice as long as it is wide and resembles a shotgun shack on steroids
There goes the neighborhood. That shotgun chateau is jam packed in between two other houses and it’s so narrow that the front door is on the long side
by ‘Aether 00 August 3, 2022
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