Jack: Aye I heard ye like Tony!
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
Jemima: No i don't!
Jack: Then why do you have the face like a slapped arse?
by SoggyWeetBix69420 March 16, 2021
Get the face like a slapped arse mug.Guy 1: Dude I just slapped the monkey with Gina last night!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!
Guy 2: You mean you slept with her?
Guy 1: Yeah!
by Allie222 April 13, 2008
Get the slapped the monkey mug.by biotchtress July 20, 2011
Get the Slapperz mug.Elliot's friends stuck him with the bill. He got slapped in the sack.
Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.
Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
Clayton and Steve mercilessly teased Kevin. They were slapping his sack.
Adam got ganked in the river. His sack got slapped.
by Brutallatops, the Magician. June 28, 2011
Get the Slapped in the sack. mug.To slap your salami is to whip out your salami and then get a nice,wet ,strong, slippery, moist grip on it and slide your hand up and down to the beat of "We are number one" until you see mayonaise come out the tip then spread it across your burger buns and ram your salami meat in the bun slot in the middle add condiments on top and put it deep and deeper down your nice, wet, moist throat until more mayonnaise comes out.
by BobbyRandyRoss May 18, 2017
Get the Slapped Salami mug.A softball term for a (fast) player that starts her foot steps towards the pitcher while swinging the bat. This is done to give a fast player a advantage of her foot moving to get to first base as quick as possible.
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