Secret Santa

The act of nutting(ejaculating, cumming, skeeting) in your hands, then sneaking up behind someone and rubbing a santa-esque beard on their face. This maneuver is only done during the holiday season.

Jill- That fucker Danimal came up behind me last night at the christmas party and gave me a secret santa!

Delilah- Hot.

by Killa_D.eez nuts! December 26, 2010

secret universe

When one or more people witness or experience something either very scary/angering/cool/funny while everyone else around has no clue that anything at all happened.

when tim and john saw steve slit his own throat while no one else in the group noticed anything at all, tim and john experienced a secret universe.

by Will Connell July 21, 2008

Secret Circle

Secret Circle- A time of secret sharing between friends, usually when they are drunk. The secrets are not suppose to get out of the circle but they usually do. Sometimes used so that someone finds out something you wanna say but you are too scared to say it to there face but this is rare.

Hey guys secret circle, I don't like Mary can we make her leave?

Hey guys secret circle, I really like John but don't tell him!

by Faithf September 10, 2014

Secret Goldfish

A song by the band Pencey Prep, Frank Iero from My Chemical Romance was in this band.

OMG! Is that Secret Goldfish you are listening to? I love that song:) Pencey Prep is AMAZING!

by PrincessFrankieLover666 July 27, 2009

Secret Stache

An overabundance of peach fuzz on young men or seemingly attractive women, usually requiring proper lighting and/or a closer look.

The early phase in the growing of a blond man's mustache.

"Did you make out with Jenny last night?"

"I was about to, then I noticed her secret stache."

by Cornwallis Jones January 10, 2009

Secret Elitist

A dark horse in the game of life. Someone intelligent and crafty who remains quiet and reserved through the early part of their life but becomes majorly successful beyond that. Are usually capable of really sadistic hatred at times, but on the flipside, care passionately about true love, futurism and the arts. Most listen to new wave and electronic music and enjoy watching the lives of simpletons as they sit quietly, knowing that they're better. Many don't touch any sort of substance, including alcohol, enjoy chic decor and are up to date with technology.

Guy 1: That dude over there, the one listening to Fiction Factory and actually writing his essay. He's probably a secret elitist or something.
Guy 2: What the hell are you talking about?
Guy 3: Trust me, man. One day, we may be working for that guy, cleaning his nice house or some shit.

by Manchild543 August 7, 2011

secret smell

The aroma that you are presented with the moment you enter a restroom.

I ran into the restoom only to be confronted by the most God awful secret smell.

by !BlackDeath! December 12, 2007