A young lady who will be seen Monday to Friday clean, holding down a good job, and generally being pleasant to the older generation and young children...
... But come Sunday morning after a heavy weekend with no sleep, she's seen in state of dishevelment; possibly wearing several outfits at once; or a (probably dirty) pair of trousers and hoodie.
Her weekday sup of Chenin Blanc has been exchanged for a can of Kronenburg.
Most commonly spotted on a bus or train heading home (probably a bit smelly).
... But come Sunday morning after a heavy weekend with no sleep, she's seen in state of dishevelment; possibly wearing several outfits at once; or a (probably dirty) pair of trousers and hoodie.
Her weekday sup of Chenin Blanc has been exchanged for a can of Kronenburg.
Most commonly spotted on a bus or train heading home (probably a bit smelly).
"On my way home I looked a right state. I scared the old lady next to me. I had to move seats"
"You have to get used to the looks when you're a scratter"
"You have to get used to the looks when you're a scratter"
by Delores McSquirter March 9, 2008
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A group of three morbidly obese, black fat bitches that cannot dance but still put their "dance videos" on youtube. They steal all there songs from real singers and attempt to be sexy by jiggling their 500 pounds of fat around. Most all of there videos have millions of views from other fat black bitches from around the world who write in and proclaim how "amazing" the three pigs were. They continue to get millions of views from politically correct liberals who feel sorry for their fat asses. In numerous other videos, they talk "ghetto" and proclaim how happy they are with their bodies. It's too bad they are the only ones who think that way. You know what they say, you can't keep a fat bitch away from her fried chicken.
A group of three morbidly obese, black fat bitches that cannot dance but still put their "dance videos" on youtube. They steal all there songs from real singers and attempt to be sexy by jiggling their 500 pounds of fat around. Most all of there videos have millions of views from other fat black bitches from around the world who write in and proclaim how "amazing" the three pigs were. They continue to get millions of views from politically correct liberals who feel sorry for their fat asses. In numerous other videos, they talk "ghetto" and proclaim how happy they are with their bodies. It's too bad they are the only ones who think that way. You know what they say, you can't keep a fat bitch away from her fried chicken.
Fat black woman: OMG! GURLZ DAT WAS DA SHIT! YA'LL GURLZ BE AWESOME! I WISH I WAS FAT AND COULDN'T DANCE LIKE YOU! SECRET TROIS RULES!
by Fat Bitch Hater August 12, 2009
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A torture technique in which you hit a male in the back of the balls with a knot, foot, balled chain, etc. to induce excruciating pain. Better used when one strips down and restrains said victim so they have no way to protect themselves.
In OO7: Casino Royale James Bond is Dutch Scratched as a form of torture to get a password. Le Chiffre decided to use Dutch Scratching as the way to torture him because he wanted to humiliate Bond.
by DMShocker27 May 24, 2011
Get the Dutch Scratching mug.An awkward form of torture in which the torturer strips down their victim bare naked (usually of the male gender), sits them down in a seat-less chair, and uses something like a knotted rope to hit the victim in the back of the nuts or in the perineum (area between the scrotum and the anus; the taint or gooch).
Your brother likes to go Dutch Scratching?
In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.
In Casino Royale the bad guy ends up Dutch Scratching James Bond to torture him to get a code.
by DMShocker27 June 9, 2011
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1) Used as a description of poor writing when it resembles the marks left in sand by a gaggle of chickens.
2) the act of scratching a chicken..or using a chicken to scratch yourself
1) Used as a description of poor writing when it resembles the marks left in sand by a gaggle of chickens.
2) the act of scratching a chicken..or using a chicken to scratch yourself
by Doug Walmsley June 19, 2003
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*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
*also 'releasing a special edition'
'polishing darth vaders helmet'
'having a han solo'
by Antony Collett September 1, 2005
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by Demicci D. Dior-Britt November 3, 2007
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