Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

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Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then defecated on.

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

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Scruffied

To have a butter-lathered fern placed in a location that is inconvenient to you. Once the fern is placed in the location it is then deffecated

Aaron is going to get scruffied next time I see him

by Zootyfooty January 3, 2025

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When you pick yourself up by the scruff of your neck and start pulling your asshole hairs out while toenail-fucking your main bitch, after tossing your feces at a middle-aged man from across the room.

Nathan: Ay, broski, I can confirm we will be doing a bit of some scruff flooging on tonight’s two-man.

Kendrick: Yo, that sounds like a good time. I will be joining tonight’s two-man — you can bet your mustard on that!

by BillyBadazzTheWizeGuy June 20, 2025

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Sawyer Scruff

When a man grows out his facial hair, but not quite yet a beard to capture the 'sexy-hunk on a deserted island' look popularized by the "LOST" character Sawyer played by actor Josh Holloway. The effect is multiplied by having long locks of sun-bleached hair. See also Jack Scratch

Hot Girl #1- "Oh look at that guy over by the bar, damn!"
Hot Girl #2- "Mmmmm... nice eyes and Sawyer Scruff, Grrrrr!"

by Clouddiver April 21, 2008

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Muff Scruff

(n:) The hair unfortunately found on a vagina.

When a bitch is to lazy to shave, they probably have a bit of muff scruff on their pussy.

by das jewden November 8, 2009

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disassemble scaffolding

When something annoys you, it disassembles your scaffolding. If your scaffolding has been disassembled, it can mean you're in a bad mood.

Do you know what really disassembles my scaffolding? Pigeons. They disassemble scaffolding for a lot of people, I know, but they truly disassemble mine. Fucking pigeons!

by This_Is_Not_A_Name August 9, 2012

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