sarcastagasm

Of the Orgasmic nature, but also of the sarcastic nature, At the same time if you will. Not that the sarcasm must be at least 50% or more than the level of the Orgasm, Also within at least 30 seconds of the "Sarcastagasm"

Lillias: "I had to have a Sarcastagasm last night with Brian."

Henery:"Really? I totally also had a Sarcastagasm with my real girlfriend... I swear shes not fake."
Lillias: "Your dick is way to big to have a real Sarcastagasm, unlike Brian..."

by xXxFloyd4LifexXx December 15, 2014

Sarcony

Used to describe a statement that is both sarcastic and ironic.

Sarcony: Complaining about lazy people after you've just woken up from a nap.

by joewebster July 18, 2014

sarclapstic

Someone who slowly and sarcastically claps at idiotic things.

Why does he have to be so sarclapstic all the time? Surely it must hurt his hands after a while.

by Павел August 10, 2014

sarcastometer

A meter of how sarcastic you are.

My sarcastometer tells me that ice is cold.

by FeistyPisces93 August 25, 2014

sarcasterious

The act of being so seriously sarcastic that you approach the point of ridiculosity.

Jackie: "OMG french toast sounds AMAZING!!!! I'm suffering from french toast deprivation!!!"

Aren: "Well, get some poor sap to make you some damn french toast then. . "

Jackie: "Psh, bichhh, I am woman!! I'll make my own damn french toast!"

Aren: "Damn lady calm down! You deserve to have breakfast made for you every once in a while."

Jackie: "hehe, i know you dummy. I was being super sarcasterious. Now make me some damn french toast! There's bread in the cupunit"

by Grendel09 February 25, 2015

sarcastrated

When you pile so much sarcasm onto a subject that you can't even tell how you really felt about it anymore in the first place.

Jon sarcastrated himself during his comedy routine. At the end of his skit, the audience could no longer tell if he was joking or not.

by MooseGraceMcGee November 6, 2015

Sarcasticator

A person of high intelligence and quick wit. Able to leap tall idiots in a single bound.

A smartass extraordinaire.

Obviously, very handsome man or beautiful woman.

*In response to a sarcastic comment

My, my, you are quite the sarcasticator!

by ILikeMyYolksRunny April 19, 2016