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Retard Sale

Exactly what it sounds like - a place in which to buy retards - a sale of retards.
Bro your really out here built like a nub, your mom must have bought yo ass on clearance at the retard sale.
by Gferda July 8, 2025
mugGet the Retard Salemug.

sale

by anonymous November 22, 2021
mugGet the salemug.

Garage Sale

Badly prolapsed asshole. I mean... they are all bad. So... worse?
Let's put it in the garage sale.

I got it from a garage sale.
Your mom loves garage sales. So does my dad.
by penis exhalation October 19, 2019
mugGet the Garage Salemug.

not for sale

If something is not for sale, then it's something that you're dying to have, but not sold at any grocery store. It's akin to extra screen time allotment that you start to deserve once you subscribe to 600+ YouTube channels, but it's something you cannot easily obtain from your parents.
That new gaming console is definitely not for sale; I’ve tried everything to convince my parents, but they just won’t budge!
by Emotional Cruiser August 22, 2025
mugGet the not for salemug.

Sales crack

In the any sales role. A big sale with low margin is considered Sales Crack. The first sale (hit) is amazing, but afterwards you continue to chase it to reap the same reward and never get that benefit of the first time.
Jesse sold a catering job at much less than she should have. Now shes on sales crack and will continue selling at that margin to keep her employees working but doesn’t see any profit for all the work.
by Sellbot May 10, 2023
mugGet the Sales crackmug.

sale cat

Sale cat is a game played my many Midwest farmers. The players wait for a cat to die in the field. The cat will then bend and harden into the shape of a boomerang. The objective of the game is to throw the sail cat as far as possible. The trick is to throw it the right way so I doesn’t come back like a boomerang.
Timmy wants to play sale cat but his favorite feline friend was still alive and purring.
by 2Nerdy4U October 31, 2017
mugGet the sale catmug.

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