The Samurai

During sexual climatic phase, hold base of cock with both hands and release semen across the torso of your partner at a downward 45 degree angle.
This act is usually accompanied with loud chinese chants.

I gave the chinese hooker the samurai as a conclusion to our transaction.

by Kevin S. Lahey November 22, 2004

Samurai Math

Shortcuts that short-circuit hours of learning and practicing formal or traditional problem-solving methods to solving certain types of math problems.

Instead of spending hundreds of hours mastering the basics of school algebra, mature students or working adults with no formal education could be taught some quick-and-kill Samurai math methods, such as the Sakamoto method and the Stack Model Method.

by MathPlus August 22, 2017

saem

An Awesome Guy

Wow Saem Is Saem.

by lolpotato12 December 16, 2013

samuella

Samuella is an ancient term for a small energetic individual who enjoys fairies, cupcakes, and other whimsical creatures. Samuellas also enjoy animated films about princesses, as well as ponies and sparkles.

In 1970, a medieval vellum manuscript was found during an archeological excavation in the Scottish highlands. This manuscript contains the earliest known usage of the term "Samuella" to describe a tavern dancing girl in 1437. The inscription can be found below.

Samuella is also the feminine version of the popular Biblical name "Samuel."

Samuella, she's a tiny little slut,
Samuella, likes to take it in the butt. (repeat X 30)

"That girl looked ridiculous in her pink sequin Glinda outfit. What a Samuella."

by Meebus Maximus Polygamous IV May 26, 2008

samurai

A social class of people started in the latter 13th century who usually started training at dojos when they were eight or nine. After graduating from these dojos they usually joined the military ruled by the Shogunate or Shogunafter the Sengoku war when the Shogun became the supreme power more samurai came to the scene and joined the Shougnate however these samurai became dogs of the Shogun thus leading to small rebel groups trying to oppose the Shogun, but none were sucessful until the bakumatsu war began. Some samurai rebuked their title and became rurouni. Samurai disappeared after the Meji era. Today many manga artists over-glorify the samurai as cool, good-hearted people but in actuallity most samurai were cold-blooded killers

Samurai is also the name of a cool amusment park ride

by ananomyous August 16, 2005

Samuel L. Jackson

The most whored actor in film history, will appear in anything for the right amount of cash.

Will be in 90% of films being made by the time we get to 2010

"A film about Snakes... on a plane? You bet your mother fuckin' ass I'll be in that"

"A film about aliens who blow up the planet, fix it to blow it up again then fuck us all in the ass and I'll love it? I'm not sure...

You'll pay me 10 million dollars to be in it?! Sign me up nigga!"

All quotes I overheard Samuel L. Jackson say them

by Kieren and Grae July 22, 2006

samurai

A creature with all power, it is said a samurai can destroy the universe with a movement of the eyes. Samurais are the best at everything ever, especially sword fighting and gymnastics. Samurais are born when lightning bolts hit the highest peak of everest, they can teleport and run at the speed of light and fly too.

Pete: Oh my god, was that a samurai?
Joe: No it wasn't
Pete: Why not?
Joe: because we'd be dead if it was.
Pete: what was it then?
Joe: probably a slimy, sneaky little buccaneer shrew.

by vinny_R February 10, 2008