Occurs when a person, boy or girl, jizzes for no reason or when they are extremely horny and it just sorta...happens. Usually occurs in public.
by M4st3r_of_N0cl0ck February 18, 2010
Get the Smasping mug.1. A mythical beast of lore and legend that is said to inhabit the backwood waterways of Northern Florida or Southern Georgia. Just as it sounds it is an ancient animal with long canine teeth that extend approximately 5 inches below its lower jaw line. It has the body of a donkey, but instead of hooves it has webbed feet, similar to a duck, which allow it to move quickly through the swamps and rivers it inhabits.
2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
2. A sneaky drunk redneck that waits patiently on a branch that overhangs a river. As people carelessly paddle beneath him, he jumps from the branch and yells, "EHHH AWWW!!" as he splashes down near their canoe, doubtlessly knocking them into the water and making their children cry.
That was the sneakiest thing I've ever seen. That Sabretoothed Swamp Donkey dun jumped out that tree and flipped that fat bitch right in the water.
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A massive case of diarrhea in which after going poop there is no way to wipe up all of the remaining fecal matter- thus, the subsequent remainder mixes with butt sweat to create a swamp like atmosphere in your underwear. The drops usually keep excreting in a slow ooze-like fashion for several hours. Someone that has the Alabama Swamp Drops might find themselves wandering to the bathroom several times per hour just to wipe. Severe cases have been known to spread from undergarments to outer garments in a stinky liquid filled brown mess.
After eating the chorizo burrito, I had the Alabama Swamp Drops for days. That shit just kept slowly oozing out of me.
I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!
I've gone to the restroom three times in the last half hour just to wipe. Damn! I've got the Alabama Swamp Drops!
by Rehnquist Silverfox October 28, 2011
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Get the swamper mug.Swamp Pickle: The terds in the bottom of the "portapotty' on a job site.As they float in the water like a pickle in a jar.Basically a descriptive word for poop.Also can be used to describe shitty objects, such as my snowmobile.
1.Hey were going snowmobiling,you coming? Yes, let me load the swamp pickle up and lets ride son. 2. Hey, there is free corn and swamp pickles in that portajohn, but dont eat the rock candy.
by Travis Vliet February 4, 2007
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Get the swamp donk diddler mug.Term used to describe an extremely desperate, single college or high school student, looking for a boyfriend/girlfriend.
One who becomes obsessed with/stalks (primarily through Facebook), anyone who shows the slightest bit of interest in them.
Their "swamping" actions often lead to feelings of discomfort and fear in their desired target, similar to a tiger chasing its prey in the wild.
"Swamp Tigers" are completely oblivious to their prey's feelings of discomfort and fear, thus they exponentially try harder and harder each day, with less and less success.
One who becomes obsessed with/stalks (primarily through Facebook), anyone who shows the slightest bit of interest in them.
Their "swamping" actions often lead to feelings of discomfort and fear in their desired target, similar to a tiger chasing its prey in the wild.
"Swamp Tigers" are completely oblivious to their prey's feelings of discomfort and fear, thus they exponentially try harder and harder each day, with less and less success.
Example 1:
JEFF: "Dude, this guy at the bar was so drunk and started hitting on Jen. The next day she was on Facebook looking up his profile, going through his pictures and checking out his events to see where he'd be on Saturday nights. It's been over a year and a half now and she's still trying to get him!!"
JOE: "Man! What a freaking swamp tiger!"
Example 2:
Michelle: "Hey Julie, did you know Greg was going to Cuba for spring break too?"
Julie: "Yah, Jen told me that she looked up tickets for him online, but I think Greg's staying in another city."
Michelle: "Yah, but she's going to go out of her way to see him there. She's gonna swamp his ass!"
Julie: "Isn't he going with his girlfriend??"
Michelle: "Yah, but that ain't stopping her. Jen's a freaking swamp tiger! She's gonna pounce on him the second his girlfriend looks away."
JEFF: "Dude, this guy at the bar was so drunk and started hitting on Jen. The next day she was on Facebook looking up his profile, going through his pictures and checking out his events to see where he'd be on Saturday nights. It's been over a year and a half now and she's still trying to get him!!"
JOE: "Man! What a freaking swamp tiger!"
Example 2:
Michelle: "Hey Julie, did you know Greg was going to Cuba for spring break too?"
Julie: "Yah, Jen told me that she looked up tickets for him online, but I think Greg's staying in another city."
Michelle: "Yah, but she's going to go out of her way to see him there. She's gonna swamp his ass!"
Julie: "Isn't he going with his girlfriend??"
Michelle: "Yah, but that ain't stopping her. Jen's a freaking swamp tiger! She's gonna pounce on him the second his girlfriend looks away."
by OMMO February 25, 2008
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