by John Burroughs September 23, 2018
Get the Dick swab mug.Slang for nasopharyngeal swabs used to test people for COVID 19. So named because the Nurse or Doctor (usually Nurse) doing the test inserts a long handled swab into the subject's nose and into one of their sinus cavities. The sinuses produce snot, and COVID 19 lives in the sinuses.
As a healthcare worker, I have to go for COVID 19 testing every 2 weeks at work. It doesn't hurt that much if the Nurse doing the test uses a gentle touch (it's no more painful than having chlorinated pool water enter your nostrils). At my last COVID test, I joked with my Nurse friend inserting the swab, "Time for a snot swab"
by chrisssy226 November 20, 2020
Get the snot swab mug.When your hard and sit down to go pee. If the tip of your penis grazes the bowl. You performed a Plumbers Swab.
You know you had a Plumbers Swab when the wet cold pale touches the tip of your cocktail. Hopefully you don't find and residue afterwards.
by Greg from The Committee March 2, 2021
Get the Plumbers Swab mug.by Snalydo September 8, 2021
Get the Schwiggity Swaad mug.Lloyd Swaby is the best guy you will ever meet. He has a cock bigger than a whale and his ass cheeks clap back louder than your 6 th birthday party.
He is the best boyfriend and will be there for you. He will also carry u on fortnite…
He is the best boyfriend and will be there for you. He will also carry u on fortnite…
You: ewww your name is Lloyd Swaby
The boys: At least he claps harder than your mum and dad and has fatter ass than you haha
You: sorry, I didn’t realise
The boys: At least he claps harder than your mum and dad and has fatter ass than you haha
You: sorry, I didn’t realise
by Calloom October 6, 2021
Get the Lloyd Swaby mug.Lloyd Swaby is the most amazing boy you will ever meet. He was a mammoth cock and his ass cheeks clap harder than your 7th birthday party.
He is good at games and is an alround awesome person
He is good at games and is an alround awesome person
by Calloom October 6, 2021
Get the Lloyd Swaby mug.a slur for white people
by urlocalmexicanmom December 14, 2021
Get the Cotton Swab mug.