by Bill & Aimee March 18, 2008
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I like my women to have tats on their cleavage. That way, you get a colorful surprise when you squeegee-off the Cleveland Steamer.
by EMaceator April 22, 2010
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An unexpected santorum. So named for the headline on Rick Santorum's website after his second-place win in the 2012 Iowa primaries.
"If I knew there was going to be an Iowa Surprise, I would have brought a towel."
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
"Legalizing gay marriage was a real Iowa Surprise!"
by Araneus Cavaticus January 4, 2012
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by nominate me February 19, 2012
Get the sativa sunrise mug.Dave's a right Magoo, he went to shag Jenny last night but ended up with his dick up her arse. Mind you I think Jenny enjoyed the Snooker Surprise.
by The Course Man November 14, 2013
Get the snooker surprise mug.When you are at a gas station and have pumped your gas then, go into pay and while you are inside, someone takes a crap on the hood of your car.
by Tagloniousmonk March 13, 2018
Get the Philadelphia Surprise mug.When you are attending a Baltimore sporting event and an attractive woman sitting in the row behind you reaches into your trousers and gives you a handy
Man I went to the game last night and the orioles got their ass kicked , but the nice woman seated behind me gave me reached between my seat and gave me “the Baltimore surprise”
by Dugout6856 January 28, 2019
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