studying

Student Dying

Person 1: Look at that student dying. What a waste, studying.
Person 2: Yeah, why bother studying.

by フㄖㄚ匚乇 卄卂几 May 18, 2019

Study

What some people pretend to be doing.

The bubbly girl wasn't really there (in the classroom or the study) to study (people or things/information), she thought of herself as a desperado, the kind of person that would hide behind a desk and pretend to be studying (someone or something) while she waited for an oppurtunity to jump out from behind her desk and stab somebody in the heart from behind if she thought there was a dollar hidden in it somewhere.

by The Original Agahnim June 18, 2021

The Burke Studies

“The Burke studies” were a scientific study took place in 2018. In these studies, a highly respected research group ran a series of tests to find if “Hailey Burke” is attractive (despite her beliefs). Not only did the conclusion state that Hailey Burke was indeed very attractive, but also that she is an amazing person and one of the most wonderful friends in existence.

The results of “The Burke Studies” were very obvious.

“The Burke Studies” weren’t needed to tell us these results; this is already known.

by Speaker of Facts September 3, 2018

oxford study

Refers to an a study by Oxford that analysed 2.4 million heterosexual dating interactions on dating apps which showed that asian women are much more likely to be attracted to white men.

You may often seen the phrase "oxford study" used in a comment section of an asian female with a white male.

Person 1: bro she can do so much better than that mid white boy

Person 2: yeah, classic oxford study couple

by Haasakb December 18, 2023

Study

Something most people won't do and still get a 100 percent on anything

"Imagine studying"

by jamalou68blueballs February 14, 2022

oxford study

The study of caucasian males and their interest in east asian women.

Ryan (caucasian male): "I was able to bag an Asian woman in a week."
Friend: "oxford study"

by bigcuntslayer May 14, 2024

study chicken

Like the game 'Chicken', only here, the last person to start studying for exams wins.

Guy 1: Hey dude, wan't to put a wager on a game of Study Chicken for these exams?
Guy 2: Yeah! You have no chance of winning, I'm only studying the day before they start!

by alexcohenza October 15, 2013