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speed gang 

The act of letting multiple women quickly peg you in quick succession. A speed gang is often used as a cooldown period for someone who needs a break from molesting young teens.
I was hitting up this 13-year-old girl in the DMs but had to take a break and let my girl speed gang my asshole
speed gang by boneduck July 18, 2022
Related Words

Speed Cola 

Press those lips against the only one that truly moves you,
Speed cola speeds up your life!
Speed Cola by KrypticIDK June 28, 2023

speed splooge 

To splooge in a short amount of time, usually when your roommate leaves for a short interval of time.

Example: Your roommate leaves to take a dump for five minutes, so you rush and squeeze in a speed splooge while they’re out of the room.
Roommate: *uses bathroom for 5 minutes and returns*
Splooger: “i hit a speed splooge while you were out.”
speed splooge by janicethefrog October 27, 2023

Speed Kills 

A phrase made up by the English government to justify the money they make from speed cameras.
Guy 1: Fuck me look at that guy driving 32mph in a 30mph zone. Does he not know speed kills!
Guy 2: Yeah I know, if only we where like that guy doing 28mph. He may be drunk, on drugs and on the phone whilst driving past a school, but he’s a safe driver sticking to the speed limit.
Guy 3: You 2 and Gordon Brown are all cunts and should read the statistics on speeding and stop chatting shit.
Speed Kills by Turner!! March 11, 2009

speed weed 

The largest marijuana collective and delivery service in the US based in Los Angeles but serving every legal area in the US. Speed Weed carries the largest selection of top shelf marijuana. They are celebrity endorsed. The owners are cannabis activists that are constantly in the national news on Television, Radio, and Pod Casts. Joe Rogan is a huge supporter and often has the owner Gino on his podcasts.
It's 1am how can we get some dank buds?

Check out Speed Weed's website and they'll come right to you with that Dank Fire.
speed weed by The Fierce Bambino September 2, 2014
a variation of the regular uno game thats SUPER fast...the only Uno that's not lame.

(..you have to be kool to know the rules)
John - "yo, you know how to play speed uno?"

Jason - "....Naw dawg."

John - "god you're gey"
speed uno by jb39076 December 9, 2008