Speed Wobble

When a "chubby" person hits their maximum speed potential and begins to wobble, the wobble usually results in the "speed wobble" subject on the floor in a fat heap. in Pain. Crying. Sweating.

Kid1: Oh damn dude, that kid just totally had a speed wobble!
Kid2: Yeah! I think he poo'd himself too.

by ReinventingTheEnglishLanguage August 25, 2010

Speed Sock

The act of refining your boxing skills on your girlfriend's pink sock.

I had a match the next day so after I poked my girlfriend in the ass without lube, I speed socked her like Rocky.

by sekwencer February 24, 2008

speed whore

The act of speeding up on the highway to check out a pretty girl in the car ahead

Dude, you are such a speed whore... Keep it up and your going to loose your license

by johnnygadget August 29, 2011

speed baggin

the act of repeatedly bangin your ball bag off of a girls chin while recieving head.

Tracy's chin was sore after i was done speed baggin her.

by speed bagger March 25, 2007

Speed bump

One who is always slowing down those around him/her because they are slow themselves.

I hate working with Tom. It takes forever to get anything dne because he is such a speed bump

by jimmyeatdorrito December 03, 2007

Speed Of Sound

Kickass new Coldplay single. To be released as a cd single on May 23rd.

"Birds go flyin' at the speed of sound..."

by strong badian April 26, 2005

ramming speed

When something goes really freaking fast.

Let's go at ramming speed down the road.

by 5'11"racer October 09, 2006