Captain Spam

Captain Spam is an urban legend in the digital space who fights for us against the evils of Spam to make the Inbox a better, safer place to be. His real identity is unknown. His uniform is 100% Spamdex. He is the Guardian of Email and Protector of the Inbox!

"My Inbox needs a good clean-out."
"Better call Captain Spam."

"I've been SPAMMED! Where are you Captain?!"

"I'd sell loads more Viagra if it wasn't for that do-gooder, Captain Spam"

by The Growler September 8, 2014

Troll spamming

When a couple of boys hop in in a pickup and grab your shovels, queso cheese, unborn fetus, paint, and a few other things and troll spam.

Hey jack want to go troll spamming I'll bring the unborn fetus

by Trollspam2019 April 5, 2019

Clam Spam

When a chick you don't know sends you an unsolicited spread eagle shot.

That chick somehow got my number and sent me some clam spam.

by MC Skankaholic July 3, 2017

gram spam

When your feed is filled with posts from people that are posting for a holiday like Mother's Day, with posts that all look basically identical. Usually, posting on such a day is not a good idea since it will be largely ignored.

Joyce: "I wish I could post our prom pictures today, but it's Mothers Day."

Aaron: "Why does that matter?"
Joyce: "There's gonna be a ton of gram spam and no ones gonna see or like my post."

by YaBoiDoubleA June 5, 2018

Urban spam

When a user posts his definition 50 times in hopes that one will get verified.

Urban spam makes voting very tedious.

by ManMan36 April 11, 2016

Spam It Up

A method of adding an excess amount of words in order to fill in empty space in an essay, to meet length requirements. Usually used by students in the high school and college levels.

Brenden: Oh crap! I spent so much time with Jane that i forgot to finish my thesis! I'll never finish it by tomorrow!

Clark: Dude, chillax. All you gotta do is spam it up.

by audiio_ May 5, 2009

Ass Spam

Wet, almost rubber-like skin found around the opening of the anus. It is not unlike the lip skin often found on the lips of individuals upon waking in the morning.

I wanted to eat their ass but they had ass spam.

by Martian Alien August 8, 2019