The slams

The sudden desperate shit you have to take after eating at Denny's.

Went to breakfast at Denny's this morning, and it gave me the slams

by 1diotSavant September 13, 2017

Clapped Slags

A word to describe girls from Clacton. They are known as both clapped and slags, hence the name clapped slags. They also use this term to describe eachother, as it became the social norm for them.

Example 1:
CS 1: Hey clapped slag
CS 2: Hey babe

Example 2:
Boy: I really want to get with Georgia.
Boy 2: Nah don't shes from Clacton.
Boy 1: Oh she's a clapped slag then.
Boy 2: yeah that whole group is full of clapped slags

by Mr. S.andman June 25, 2018

The slaps

The Slaps: an uncharted place or mischievous place

I was in the Slaps with bro getting to it

by Naptown Kick June 5, 2019

sad slaps

High quality music that you listen to either when you're sad or when you want to make yourself feel sad.

I was feeling shitty yesterday so I sat down and listened to sad slaps for a few hours.

by FuccboiFred April 22, 2020

Scrote slasher

Someone who uses their teeth whilst doing a blowjob

Tina is a scrote slasher

by Chase blackshire December 16, 2020

The Thanksgiving Slasher

When you masturbate into a thanksgiving turkey and present it to the family for dinner.

Joe: Bro I gotta finish real quick.
Tyler: Alright finish in the turkey so we can have The Thanksgiving Slasher for dinner.
Joe: Right on bro!

by McHoagieNutter December 2, 2015

Canadian Back-Slasher

When you and your sexual partner are having sex in a pile of maple leaves, and you take out a knife covered in syrup and wildly cut them.

"Me and my girl did that Canadian Back-Slasher thing, long story short she's badly injured."

by I didnt cause a bomb threat :) July 20, 2016