The single greatest invention of all time. They're shoes, but no soles, so you'e barefoot all along. Use them to trick fools into thinking you have shoes on.
by NotDakota April 28, 2009

"Yo bro i just blazed and had to deal with my chick, that aint no turkey shoe"
"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"
"arguing with your moms, thats a turkey shoe fo real"
by Don-Dre March 2, 2009

A term typically spoken in a southern accent that is used when one is excited or in awe of something.
by Hoony K March 1, 2018

by John Tilelli September 30, 2006

by marco May 13, 2005

by kevizles January 19, 2008

Shoes that are so silly only a porn star or stripper would wear them to work in - however they can only be called real porn shoes when they are worn by women on a drunken night out. The shoes must have:
Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
Very high heels.
Platform soles
The sole can be transparent.
The shoes can have gold or sliver tassels
The shoe should be silver, white or any other bright colour.
The shoe should be tied half way up the leg in a silly.
The shoes will be warn down to -5C only then are porn boots to be warn
by Neilwill July 27, 2010
