Shlobacropster

A little wannabe gangster that thinks eating lobster with bare hands is badass.

I met a guy on Tinder today and he is such a shlobacropster.

These Gen-Z shlobacropsters are getting on my nerves.

by UnknownWalter February 13, 2024

Schlop

Getting some “top” from a bop in a car

Yo can i get some schlop

by Schlop February 17, 2024

shlephar

Shlephar (noun):

A unique piece of clothing, such as a cozy, oversized garment or accessory, designed for comfort and warmth, often worn at home.

Shlephared (verb, past tense):

The act of slipping or sliding, often unexpectedly or clumsily.

Example: "He accidentally shlephared on the icy sidewalk on his way to work

by Gametripleboom August 10, 2024

Schlop

The sound it makes when a sexy woman is vigorously sticking her fingers in and out of her wet vagina (aka masturbating).

My homegirl was so horny that I could hear schlop sounds through the wall last night. She must've been practicing her schlop schlop jutsu technique.

by SuhTangClan May 21, 2024

Schloppenheimer

When one receives the most finest head.

“She gave that bomb ass head, had to call her schloppenheimer”

by Bigdaddy3608 May 22, 2024

Salopianism

A tongue-in-cheek “religion” followed by proud natives of Shrewsbury, in Shropshire (a.k.a. Salop), built on sacred hills, strong tea, Charles Darwin , Shrewsbury town FC and unwavering county loyalty.

Practitioners worship the rolling countryside, make pilgrimages to Shrewsbury, and regard the Montgomerys Tower as a holy summit.

Core beliefs include defending Shropshire against slander from neighbouring counties, revering market towns as spiritual hubs, and insisting that life is simply better “back home.”

Callum: “I never knew you were a fan of christiantiy?

George: “I’m not mate, I’m a firm believer in Salopianism”

by Georgeyboy14 February 24, 2026

Schlop

Very me and a lot of schlop nigga

You fancy a sclop nigger schlop

by Mr twinkle tip September 8, 2025