Seed Snorkeler

When you ejaculate in one eye, forcing it closed and then fart in the other. Causing pink eye in one eye.
Jess pissed me off last night, so I gave her the good ole seed snorkeler.
by SoaringSpentar December 02, 2023
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Miracle seeds

A seed made popular by Rick and Morty, Where as a young boy shoves seeds up his ass... for knowledge of course.
"I need you to go to the bathroom and just shove them way up there *Burp* MOOORTY IM OLD SO THE MIRACLE SEEDS WILL JUST FA * BURP* AAL OUT MORTY"
by {PurpleFlurp} October 09, 2016
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Bad Seed

A person (or animal) who is inherently bad or "evil" by nature. The term became more widely used in the late 1950s when the novel and film (both of the same name) depicting an 8-year-old girl who is...a little shit, to put it bluntly, became popular.
Every species has a bad seed from time to time.

Yes, even dogs.
by Ubeenbamboozledson March 18, 2023
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melon seeds

innuendo/slang for a woman's nipples, or nipples in general
"lemme see those melon seeds, sexy."
by anonbandit January 02, 2022
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Very hard bird-seed

A phrase used to describe:

i) something that is of very high standard, faultless, impeccable
ii) timing of an event or activity that turns out to be perfect, entirely appropriate, impeccable
The logic he applied to solve the murder was like very hard bird-seed, impeccable.

The timing of her arrival at the party was like very hard bird-seed, absolutely impeccable!
by Philo T. Dillo April 05, 2023
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sam seed

wow that sam seed is a right bellend
by steveee4 February 18, 2023
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