Scrub squirrel

A hoe that’s always trying to hop on that healthcare hero dick.

I saw that hoe in the stairwell with Dr. Crawford, she’s definitely a scrub squirrel.

by CallMeCrawdaddy January 23, 2021

scrub bunny

A Scrub Bunny is a someone (most often women) who chases those in the medical profession; most common being Doctors.

"Don't bother asking Melissa out, she's a Scrub Bunny, and only likes med students."

by CloverQuips August 28, 2014

Dick scrub

(Adj.) A man or woman who cannot use a penis effectively.

Did you hear about john? He was using the urinal and hit the people behind him! What a dick scrub!

by Thataco September 01, 2015

finger scrub

When a couple is smoothly travelling to second base but the woman is afraid that she will contract AIDS so she forces her partner to have a good old finger scrub before proceeding

"Dude, did you make it to second base last night?"
"Yeah man, but she made me get a finger scrub beforehand"
"Oh, those damn finger scrubs!"

by Big lez mate November 05, 2015

scrub nuts

A guy that is a total asshole.

Oh no scrub nuts is coming over to borrow 10 bucks.

by Goofy Newfie July 23, 2018

get scrubbed

When something unfortunate happens but it's hilarious. Such as someone falling or doing something clumsy.

Bob: "Did you hear that he forgot to clear his cache?"

Gordon: "Get scrubbed bro."

by brosidius April 18, 2016

Scrubbing the Pizza

1) The state of being at the epitome of suckage.

2) Generally being awful, terrible, bad etc. at anything.

Paul: Dude, you are so totally scrubbing the pizza right now.

Chad: I know. I just got my sorry ass killed like 10 times in a row.

by Donneroo October 20, 2010