nettipot santorum

after working up a generous wad of santorum the male top pulls out from the other man's dilated dirtstar, and quickly moves to his face to deposit the load into his partner's mouth. he ever-so-forcefully rams his fleshsword into his partner's throat, eliciting a gag reflex, which projects the santorum-infused semen out of his partner's nostrils, a la netti pot.

Ricky always wanted to honeymoon at the Niagra Falls but was more than happy to settle for the flowing fluids that sprang forth from his schnozz when Lance performed a nettipot santorum on him.

by beanporn January 8, 2012

Wes Santorum

A cold Rick Santorum served in a chilled glass.

It sure is hot today, i sure could use a Wes Santorum to cool off

by bub rub February 11, 2012

Bacon Santorum

Very similar to a Rick Santorum, only using bacon grease as lubricant, causing the mixture to accrue a distinct bacon flavor.

After I gave Ron Paul a Bacon Santorum, he claimed that it tasted like bacon.

by Riley Decko February 25, 2012

Pussimeter sensor

This is a sensor on your phone that recognizes when potential plus he is coming your direction.

Damn, look at the hottie Sam pulled he must have his pussimeter sensor in

by Puerto Rican chocolat thunder May 3, 2018

in-santorum

The remarkable thought processes of a modern day politician, they really should be drug tested.

Did you hear Rick Santorum's comments about the "March for your lives" event ? Why that's just in-santorum !

by Wopalong May 17, 2018

conor sanborn

The greatest human alive to this date in history

You u are Conor sanborn

by conor_412 May 29, 2018

Extra sensory distraction

Getting started on a project, only to be distracted by another 1 or more projects thus delaying the original project

He was working on his car & couldnt find a wrench, his extra sensory distraction caused him 2 reorganize his whole tool box

by Living on the edge February 6, 2019