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Russell Crawford

A lovable ginger guy with a fiery temper and a slight tendency to be really sarcastic towards everyone. People often mock Russell but like every true ginger Russell loves the colour of his hair.
Damn he's angry ... oh wait hes Russell Crawford, its ok then.

Russell friend 

Absolute knob head who spreads untrue rumours round school normally about 'crushes' and who people 'like.' He especially likes basing these rumours about siblings
Student 1: Gemma likes Devon
Student 2: who told you?
Student 1: Russell friend
Student 2: don't believe it he is an asshole
Russell friend by Hollybranch April 19, 2016

Russell hustle 

The speed at which one Russell moves at maximum velocity.
Equal to the speed of one electric scissor lift or one geriatric lady with a walking frame.

Can also be used as a unit of measurement when conventional units don't go low enough.
1. "What's that in the distance that looks like it's moving fast but isn't going anywhere?"

"Oh that's Russell doing the Russell hustle"

2. "How quickly was the plane being towed?"

"About 3 Russell hustles"

"Fuck that's slow"
Loves doing homework. Always finishes his Science test on time! Is a pro gamer. Gets lit computers at Christmas. Is litty spaghetti and likes to post memes on Instragram chats.
Man that guy is totally a Russell
Russell by Jole24 October 10, 2018

Jack Russell’d 

Jack Russell

Jack Russell’d

To be Jack Russel’d or cop a Jack Russelin’

An over zealous small man chasing you vigorously with desire for an outcome
‘Fuck he really Jack Russell’d me today about that
Jack Russell’d by Carpet Snake September 8, 2021

Katherine Daisy Syron Russell 

She is probably the greatest person you will meet. Also probably the most beautiful. She will make you laugh when you are in the worst of moods and will always be there for you no matter what. Katherine Daisy Syron Russell also usually has dreams of being a singer/model/actress which could well expand onto other things. People may doubt Katherine Daisy Syron Russell but they know as well as everyone else that she will definitely succeed. She lives in Bromley in a lovely house with mum Tracy, Dad Steven and sister Evie. A lovely family also. Spending time with her is the best. And if you get the chance to then all there is to say is that you are a very lucky person :)
"I went out with Katherine Daisy Syron Russell yesterday"

"No way"

"Ohhh yess"